{"id":1583,"date":"2012-07-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2012-07-13T11:26:15","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T15:26:15","slug":"excel-twitter-20120713","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/13\/excel-twitter-20120713\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120713"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"100\" \/> It&#8217;s Friday the 13th, so be careful. Save your Excel work frequently, so you won&#8217;t lose it all if you accidentally hit the power switch. You don&#8217;t want your dog to see you crying.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out how 10 cents disappeared on a spreadsheet. Time to go home. #RoyaltyAccountantProblems <\/li>\n<li>I do enjoy a good spreadsheet. Especially one where the money in is more than the money out. No excuse to go overdrawn now. <\/li>\n<li>Accidently hit the power switch in the middle of developing a list on Microsoft Excel and I didn&#8217;t even save my work. <\/li>\n<li>Happy Take Your Dog to Work Day! Lacey has been learning Excel&#8230;what a good dog! pettherapy <\/li>\n<li>Why the HECK my VLOOKUP excel formula didn&#8217;t work as it should #ThingsICareAboutMoreThanTomandKatiesDivorce <\/li>\n<li>that delightful moment when you sort in an excel file &amp; all of your data makes more sense. \ud83d\ude42 LOVE! #geek <\/li>\n<li>Couch time with a delivery log book, an Excel spreadsheet and The Cosby Show on a marathon. Research data collection at its finest. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel but its graphing capabilities are about as useful and effective as getting hit in the head with a block. <\/li>\n<li>Alone in the office. Time to crank up the sad love songs and cry while working on excel spreadsheets LIKE AN ADULT. <\/li>\n<li>When a spreadsheet freezes and you have to stare at that spinning blue circle forever but can&#8217;t restart Excel because of unsaved changes&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I made an Excel worksheet all by myself! #proudmoment <\/li>\n<li>If you work with Excel, learn pivot tables and the vlookup formula. People will think you&#8217;re magical and you&#8217;ll never be unemployed. <\/li>\n<li>Saving over your completed Excel file is not the business #fml #tpsreports <\/li>\n<li>My charts look much prettier knowing Alt Enter for Excel #officetweet <\/li>\n<li>2 years ago I was in Vegas. Currently looking at a spreadsheet. Not quite the same <\/li>\n<li>Who would have thunk it? It was Skype&#8217;s &quot;click to call&quot; app causing Excel&#8217;s cut function not to work. <\/li>\n<li>Heck yes, just wrote an Excel macro which appeared to work, AND the world is still in existence. <\/li>\n<li>Death is watching your old professor scroll to the top of a 2000 row excel worksheet ONE ROW AT A TIME. x( <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday the 13th, so be careful. Save your Excel work frequently, so you won&#8217;t lose it all if you accidentally hit the power switch. You don&#8217;t want your dog to see you crying. I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out how 10 cents disappeared on a spreadsheet. Time to go &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/13\/excel-twitter-20120713\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120713&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1586,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions\/1586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}