{"id":1587,"date":"2012-07-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1587"},"modified":"2012-07-13T20:55:43","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T00:55:43","slug":"excel-twitter-20120716","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/16\/excel-twitter-20120716\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120716"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of photocopying an Excel book, you might learn more if you read it. Try at least the first 50 pages or so.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In preparation for tonight&#8217;s wedding shower, I made a spreadsheet full of pastel colors. <\/li>\n<li>Yes I have spent my Friday night making a spreadsheet. Judge away. <\/li>\n<li>&quot;26-page&quot; and &quot;Excel spreadsheet&quot; are not phrases that should be used together. <\/li>\n<li>Dad has finished his spreadsheet now so I told him to save it. &#8216;Well how!?&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>How can someone who works in #IT, not know how to create a #spreadsheet?!! WORKS IN IT! #Shocked ain&#8217;t even the word! <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s cool when you turn an accounting spreadsheet upside down and you&#8217;re actually gaining money. <\/li>\n<li>Boss asks me to master excel2010.. So I printed the whole darn 398pages of excel for dummies right from the photostat machine <\/li>\n<li>At work. knitting in car, boss in meeting. Hmmmm&#8230;&#8230;. Better not. Better just stare at my excel spreadsheet and dream about wool. <\/li>\n<li>One of my boss called me an excel \u2018expert\u2019. I\u2019m flattered. <\/li>\n<li>Best way I know to work with Excel: export to CSV and use something else. <\/li>\n<li>Finishing an excel sheet is like finishing a crossword except that now you have something that will work for you. <\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t saved my work in this excel file for, like, two hours. I&#8217;ve never felt so alive. <\/li>\n<li>The people most likely to call a spreadsheet a &quot;matrix&quot; are the least likely to know how to do anything in excel <\/li>\n<li>If i see one more excel spreadsheet where someone manually counted something I&#8217;m going to scream! <\/li>\n<li>&quot;I&#8217;ve tried to open that spreadsheet &#8211; excel wouldn&#8217;t work so I tried acrobat &amp; InDesign&quot; &#8211; a colleague who shouldn&#8217;t be allowed near a PC <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m currently looking at an Excel spreadsheet that is so ugly it makes angels weep. <\/li>\n<li>My fam is trying to organize a potluck for my grandpa&#8217;s 80th. They&#8217;re trying something new, an excel spreadsheet. There are 30 versions now. <\/li>\n<li>I am so spreadsheet averse, I get hives when my cursor comes too close to the Excel icon on my doc. Right brain problems.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of photocopying an Excel book, you might learn more if you read it. Try at least the first 50 pages or so. In preparation for tonight&#8217;s wedding shower, I made a spreadsheet full of pastel colors. Yes I have spent my Friday night making a spreadsheet. Judge away. &quot;26-page&quot; and &quot;Excel spreadsheet&quot; are not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/16\/excel-twitter-20120716\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120716&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1588,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1587\/revisions\/1588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}