{"id":1596,"date":"2012-07-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1596"},"modified":"2012-07-18T08:57:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-18T12:57:25","slug":"excel-twitter-20120719","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/19\/excel-twitter-20120719\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120719"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image3.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"112\" \/> A pivot table book is not a good substitute for a fly swatter. And if you break your arm, it will be harder to clap when you get excited about your Excel accomplishments.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They want me to make all these fancy charts in Excel, what they don&#8217;t know is that it was a struggle just to get the bar graphs <\/li>\n<li>I packed an extra casual shirt with me to work to change to when things get rough, like doing excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>I almost broke my arm trying to kill a fly with a book on Excel pivot tables just now <\/li>\n<li>Helped my dad fix his formulas on his excel spreadsheet for work and got a beer in return #eventrade <\/li>\n<li>My Dad told me he is doing a project at work on graph paper instead of Excel because &quot;it&#8217;s easier that way.&quot; Conclusion: I could do it. <\/li>\n<li>My boss just figured out how to use the auto sum on an excel spread sheet. He got so excited he clapped. I need a raise. <\/li>\n<li>The apophenia of making Excel charts out of randomly generated data is great. &quot;Wow, that&#8217;s a very interesting trend&#8211;oh, wait.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Just accidentally closed an Excel file without saving and lost several hours of work. Wishing for a liquor bottle in a desk drawer. <\/li>\n<li>Oh excel how you tease me&#8230; hiding a worksheet full of hours of work and thousands of data points is really not funny&#8230; #phdchat #panic <\/li>\n<li>Curse you, single line of excel macro code that took up four hours of my life <\/li>\n<li>When I was younger I know one thing I definitely didnt wanna be when i grew up was an expert in Microsoft Excel! #LifeFail #FML <\/li>\n<li>So I had a nightmare about work &#8211; that an Excel spreadsheet I made got corrupted. This is now what I dream about. Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>spending too much time at work&#8230; Saw a tweet with brackets in it &amp; thought of access &amp; excel vba code&#8230; #saveme <\/li>\n<li>some of the new pivot table options in Excel 2013 make me a little bit happy (not in the pants) <\/li>\n<li>If there was a Turing test for conscious premeditated malice, the chart function in MS Excel would pass with flying colours. <\/li>\n<li>My excel gave up. I think I&#8217;m a demanding boss :s <\/li>\n<li>Promoted from code monkey to excel monkey. Nothing says career progression like fine tuning skills of hacking flaky excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>After five days, this Excel file is becoming a sort of Zen thing. &quot;First you stare into the spreadsheet. Then it stares into you&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pivot table book is not a good substitute for a fly swatter. And if you break your arm, it will be harder to clap when you get excited about your Excel accomplishments. They want me to make all these fancy charts in Excel, what they don&#8217;t know is that it was a struggle just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/19\/excel-twitter-20120719\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120719&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1597,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions\/1597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}