{"id":1602,"date":"2012-07-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1602"},"modified":"2012-07-22T09:05:12","modified_gmt":"2012-07-22T13:05:12","slug":"excel-twitter-20120723","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/23\/excel-twitter-20120723\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120723"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"chart computer\" border=\"0\" alt=\"chart computer\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image5.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"90\" \/> Working successfully in Excel requires a delicate balance of latte, Mountain Dew and chart fumes. But be careful, some charts create a surplus of fumes!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Accidentally hid an excel workbook and thought I had lost it- -who came up with such a feature?!?! #terrifying <\/li>\n<li>Intern candidate sent in her resume in an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;as my grandma would say, bless her heart! <\/li>\n<li>I do my best acting when I shake my head and sigh at the spreadsheet I&#8217;m pretending to work on as my boss approaches. <\/li>\n<li>I think today will require a Twinkie and Mountain Dew speedball. Also, I think I should eat something more than coffee and excel chart fumes <\/li>\n<li>Finding a positive about having to track my finances in Excel&#8230;I get to learn how to use Pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>Some people get cabin fever &#8211; I&#8217;m having excel spreadsheet fever! <\/li>\n<li>Essentials for doing my job. books, nail polish, nail polish remover, my cell phone, excel spreadsheet for the financials oh yea &amp; a headset <\/li>\n<li>I put a smiley in a blank cell on my excel spreadsheet&#8230;is that unprofessional? <\/li>\n<li>Never been so excited over a graphs and charts. Though it was only a few months back I asked someone how to multiply in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Just found a report at work that will save me roughly two weeks of work twice a year. That&#8217;s, like, 160 hours. Of excel. #cubiclevictories <\/li>\n<li>Most of my day is spent deciding which fill colours to use on my excel sheets at work. #lime #turquoise #purple #hardworker <\/li>\n<li>That stupid moment when u don&#8217;t trust your formulas on excel and reach for your calculator!!! <\/li>\n<li>After manipulating 4,000 rows of Excel code, it&#8217;s unclear whether it&#8217;s your morning or your soul that disappears more quickly. <\/li>\n<li>If Excel is the Gotham City, Pivot Table and Vlookup are the Batman and Catwoman. #TDKR <\/li>\n<li>Achievement unlocked: 1MB Excel Workbook. Not sure if it matters, but there&#8217;s only three graphs. <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;ve been half-comatose since coming home from work. i just made excel spreadsheets for 4 hours and drank a latte. how am i this tired? <\/li>\n<li>Spent the whole day constructing ONE excel graph. ONE.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working successfully in Excel requires a delicate balance of latte, Mountain Dew and chart fumes. But be careful, some charts create a surplus of fumes! Accidentally hid an excel workbook and thought I had lost it- -who came up with such a feature?!?! #terrifying Intern candidate sent in her resume in an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;as my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/23\/excel-twitter-20120723\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120723&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1603,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions\/1603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}