{"id":1605,"date":"2012-07-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2012-07-23T10:00:55","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T14:00:55","slug":"excel-twitter-20120724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/24\/excel-twitter-20120724\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120724"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image6.png\" width=\"80\" height=\"85\" \/>Can you get a pivot table at Ikea, or do you have to go to the edge of the universe, and beyond? Every Excel genius should be able to answer that question.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Had breakfast with a statistician; lost subsequent six hours in Excel seeing if my course evals look better as piecharts or bar graphs. <\/li>\n<li>#imt122 Had some fun trying on some excel charts. Discovered columns just suit me best . <\/li>\n<li>Been trying to make Excel work. Realise reading Mills &amp; Boon during much of GCSE maths may have been an error. <\/li>\n<li>Feeling inspired to write today but need to finish off some office work. Creativity will have to wait. Although I may play with Excel graphs <\/li>\n<li>Am going through the Guardian&#8217;s Olympic guide line by line. With a pen and an excel spreadsheet. #2012OCD <\/li>\n<li>I need someone who can do excel graphs. Now. <\/li>\n<li>Welcome back to the work week! First awesome discovery: Excel 2013 finally allows spreadsheets in separate windows\\monitors #TheLittleThings <\/li>\n<li>Just call me an excel genius now. I am mastering sums right now and making this spreadsheet do outrageously intelligent things, oh yeaaah. <\/li>\n<li>Want to see beyond the edge of the Universe? Simple. Scroll right to column IV on an Excel spreadsheet and then scroll right some more <\/li>\n<li>Right its time for round 1 of Cheryl versus graphs on excel! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m hilarious. No, seriously, I have a graph, an excel sheet, and an hour long PowerPoint illustrating this universal truth. <\/li>\n<li>Dude at my sister&#8217;s work: (opened up microsoft excel) &quot;How d&#8217;you get rid of the boxes to write normally?&quot; Sis: &quot;Erm, open up microsoft word&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Just made my first ever graph on excel I AM THE GOD OF ALL GODS <\/li>\n<li>my index finger is feeling a bit odd. Too much copying and pasting in excel on this stupid laptop with no mouse !! <\/li>\n<li>Difference from me having &quot;Manager&quot; in my Job title (as opposed to &quot;peon&quot;) is &quot;Too many Dicks (On the Dancefloor)&quot; blasts during Excel work <\/li>\n<li>WHAT ON EARTH IS A PIVOT TABLE? and why can&#8217;t i get it from ikea??? <\/li>\n<li>In work for 90 mins. 8 charts completed. A monkey with a PC could do better. A stupid monkey. On Excel 2003. While writing shakespeare<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you get a pivot table at Ikea, or do you have to go to the edge of the universe, and beyond? Every Excel genius should be able to answer that question. Had breakfast with a statistician; lost subsequent six hours in Excel seeing if my course evals look better as piecharts or bar graphs. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/24\/excel-twitter-20120724\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120724&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1606,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions\/1606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}