{"id":1608,"date":"2012-07-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1608"},"modified":"2012-07-25T00:13:53","modified_gmt":"2012-07-25T04:13:53","slug":"excel-twitter-20120725","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/25\/excel-twitter-20120725\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120725"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image7.png\" width=\"94\" height=\"120\" \/> Pink spreadsheets might be perfect for your Excel wedding plan files, but not for business reports. People will think that you&#8217;ve been smoking something!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>everyone that I work with makes the most boring excel sheets all of mine are color coded in all different shades of pink. <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re an industrial engineer when you have an excel spreadsheet managing each part of your life. <\/li>\n<li>Seeing a middle aged man playing angry birds next to a guy on excel on the train in to work is a strange sight. <\/li>\n<li>90% of the time I spend at work is spent scrolling through an excel spreadsheet pretending I&#8217;m actually doing something with it. <\/li>\n<li>Attempting to work with pivot tables in excel. This is not as simple as I figured it would be. <\/li>\n<li>Few things are more hideous than a poorly designed, brightly coloured Excel spreadsheet. #myeyes #thegogglesdonothing <\/li>\n<li>I was going to ask your advice on an excel spreadsheet I&#8217;m having trouble with&#8230;and then I remembered. Twitter. <\/li>\n<li>the thought of making graphs using excel instantly makes me want to fall asleep #boring #dissertationhell <\/li>\n<li>make a pretty spreadsheet like you usually do. &#8211; my boss <\/li>\n<li>What I&#8217;ve learned in this class thus far&#8230; Excel does most of the work <\/li>\n<li>I may be underutilized, but I&#8217;m not unproductive!! Been working on building an entire spreadsheet of fake data to practice macros writing. <\/li>\n<li>*rolls up an excel spreadsheet and smokes it* I&#8217;m high on data <\/li>\n<li>Excel keeps telling me my worksheet has too much data for it to load. Isn&#8217;t this the point of excel??? <\/li>\n<li>Love that my fiance is proficient in Excel \ud83d\ude1b #weddingplanning <\/li>\n<li>I shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to use excel at work. I just have competitions with myself at how fast I can delete whole columns of digits.. <\/li>\n<li>Screw you Microsoft excel&#8230;..work the way I want you to work&#8230; #msoffice <\/li>\n<li>My pivot table is BROKEN. Commence with weeping while I try to figure out where. <\/li>\n<li>I am trying to make a pivot table. Can you smell the smoke? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pink spreadsheets might be perfect for your Excel wedding plan files, but not for business reports. People will think that you&#8217;ve been smoking something! everyone that I work with makes the most boring excel sheets all of mine are color coded in all different shades of pink. You know you&#8217;re an industrial engineer when you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/25\/excel-twitter-20120725\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120725&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1610,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions\/1610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}