{"id":1614,"date":"2012-07-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1614"},"modified":"2012-07-26T11:59:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T15:59:42","slug":"excel-twitter-20120727","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/27\/excel-twitter-20120727\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120727"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1449382355\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=211189&amp;creative=373489&amp;creativeASIN=1449382355&amp;link_code=as3&amp;tag=contextures-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"excel2010_missingmanual\" border=\"0\" alt=\"excel2010_missingmanual\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/excel2010_missingmanual.jpg\" width=\"195\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>An instruction book for Excel? Surely it hasn&#8217;t come to that! Just stare at it for another couple of hours, and it will all make sense.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hey people really good at Excel, what is that one formula that populates the past 3 weeks of work I didn&#8217;t do into these cells? <\/li>\n<li>Nooo just spent an hour on a spreadsheet then deleted the wrong tab!!!!! Arghhhh #baddayintheoffoce!!! <\/li>\n<li>After a month of format-change problems sharing an excel workbook, I finally wondered if there&#8217;s a setting and looked it up. #notarealgeek <\/li>\n<li>Every time I want to call my MS Excel book stupid, I hear Purple in my head; &quot;It&#8217;s not stupid, IT&#8217;S ADVAAAANCED!&quot; #InvaderZim <\/li>\n<li>A cell is the basic building block of life, in Microsoft Excel a cell is the basic building block of a worksheet.. <\/li>\n<li>Crushin&#8217; some late night Excel work while listening to some hip hop&#8212;too bad there aren&#8217;t some spreadsheet-based rhymes I can relate to&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Think I need the instruction book for excel 2010&#8230; They&#8217;ve hidden everything in stupid places&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>So does it make me a big nerd to be really really excited that I figured out how to make an excel spreadsheet do exactly what I wanted? <\/li>\n<li>Yeh sorry, I actually can&#8217;t re-code MS Excel so it can take worksheets large enough for the report you&#8217;re trying to run <\/li>\n<li>Pretty sure today&#8217;s work in Access &amp; Excel was illegal. <\/li>\n<li>I just got hazed for building an Excel worksheet by my sales peeps. And yes&#8230; Excel works on a Mac. <\/li>\n<li>This 1.5 hours of this work day has consisted of me staring at an excel spreadsheet straight awful <\/li>\n<li>Since when did Excel Charts become infographics? <\/li>\n<li>Brain fried on numbers. Excel spreadsheet pivot table vlookup overkill. <\/li>\n<li>It bothers the hell out of me that I cannot use a forward slash on Excel workbook tabs. <\/li>\n<li>My mom just called me 2 request that I create an EXCEL SPREADSHEET of all the things C&#8217;s gonna need 4 college, by store section. LMAO! Ok \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>IU mathematics department manages to calculate the final digit of Pi; forgets to hit SAVE on their Excel chart. #CBNMath<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ____________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An instruction book for Excel? Surely it hasn&#8217;t come to that! Just stare at it for another couple of hours, and it will all make sense. Hey people really good at Excel, what is that one formula that populates the past 3 weeks of work I didn&#8217;t do into these cells? Nooo just spent an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/27\/excel-twitter-20120727\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120727&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}