{"id":1617,"date":"2012-07-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1617"},"modified":"2012-07-28T14:00:50","modified_gmt":"2012-07-28T18:00:50","slug":"excel-twitter-20120730","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/30\/excel-twitter-20120730\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120730"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image9.png\" width=\"130\" height=\"112\" \/> It&#8217;ll be a busy couple of weeks, if you&#8217;re trying to work in Excel while you watch the Olympics. And remember to eat a sandwich occasionally, to keep your strength up.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;ve just won at life &#8212; and, by &quot;life,&quot; I mean &quot;Excel charts.&quot; #researchassistantlife <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel spreadsheet. They could write a sitcom about our love\/hate relationship. <\/li>\n<li>Today, I managed to fool an #Excel spreadsheet, pretending I knew how to sort values. #smokeandmirrorswork #mydayjob <\/li>\n<li>is enjoyin&#8217; his coffee after sleepin&#8217; under a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>My mom has gotten ahold of my checkbook and my excel budget worksheet. Things are looking up. <\/li>\n<li>Percentage packed: 0 However, I have made an Excel spreadsheet of everything I need. #ilovelists <\/li>\n<li>Need to come up with an Olympics viewing gameplan. Might have to break out the excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I love discovering new tricks in Excel #MyAdultLifeSucks <\/li>\n<li>excel has all those powerful but useless function built in&#8230;but some daily stuff it just can&#8217;t handle without writing tons of code. <\/li>\n<li>Highly skilled in the work art of eating a sandwich w\/ one hand and typing w\/ the other. This excel spreadsheet brought to you by a BLT. <\/li>\n<li>Everyday, people get up &amp; do things they don&#8217;t want to do. For example: right now I would love to be napping. Instead I am staring at Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Last one left in the office. Sat staring at an excel spreadsheet like a zombie trying to input stupid stats&#8230;. #FML <\/li>\n<li>I just hate when things don&#8217;t go as planned, I&#8217;m an excel spreadsheet kinda gyrl #mildlyOCD <\/li>\n<li>This bar has made an effort to clean off its toilet graffiti over the years. But the best still remains about Excel pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>Who&#8217;s the boss NOW, Excel spreadsheet?! Yeah, that&#8217;s right. Every one of you, stubborn little cells, bow to me in awe! #LittleVictories <\/li>\n<li>GUYS, did you know listening to the Inception soundtrack while you work in Excel AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOUR SPREADSHEET EPIC? <\/li>\n<li>Finding the most inappropriate graph to display data in is Excel&#8217;s easter egg. 1 axis of co.s, 3 series of values &#8211; YEAH, RADAR GRAPH, BUDDY <\/li>\n<li>Excel is making me cry. Why do they make the graphs so confusing? Wehhh <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m at my office with a spreadsheet open listening to Alanis Morissette. Before you ask, everything&#8217;s fine.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;ll be a busy couple of weeks, if you&#8217;re trying to work in Excel while you watch the Olympics. And remember to eat a sandwich occasionally, to keep your strength up. That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;ve just won at life &#8212; and, by &quot;life,&quot; I mean &quot;Excel charts.&quot; #researchassistantlife Oh Excel spreadsheet. They could write a sitcom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/30\/excel-twitter-20120730\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120730&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1618,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions\/1618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}