{"id":1620,"date":"2012-07-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2012-07-30T19:54:33","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T23:54:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20120731","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/31\/excel-twitter-20120731\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120731"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/image10.png\" width=\"138\" height=\"138\" \/>Olympic fever is everywhere, even in our spreadsheets. What office sport do you Excel at? Stapler throwing? Pie charting?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Has anybody ever been helped by a terrible looking excel chart? Can I just stop making these now? <\/li>\n<li>I luv when my boss has an Excel question &amp; the answer&#8217;s really easy but he&#8217;s so impressed I know it. makes me feel wicked smaht. <\/li>\n<li>when i make a really great spreadsheet i say &#8216;excel-lent&#8217; to congratulate myself x <\/li>\n<li>Dad made me make an excel spreadsheet of estimated costs for college.. He&#8217;s reading it with this face: &#8230;.why? #engineer #nerdydad <\/li>\n<li>Descended the spreadsheet mountain with nary a scratch. I win at Mondays! <\/li>\n<li>At the office Olympics I&#8217;ll be Throwing the stapler, trying my hand at pivot-table tennis, and Weightshifting as I wait for the copier. <\/li>\n<li>Unsuccessfully battled a Spreadsheet for 1 hour with OpenOffice and GDocs. Broke down and installed Excel, worked in 2 minutes&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Creating a multi-coloured Excel spreadsheet for my new work \u2018Changing Stations\u2019 &#8211; 11 pieces for piano based on the #LondonUnderground #GEEK <\/li>\n<li>Everytime when I have a problem in #Excel, #Google offers me the solution than the #Microsoft #ExcelHelp \ud83d\ude09 #fb <\/li>\n<li>Forget the Olympics, I&#8217;m about to do something very special with a spreadsheet. *limbers up* <\/li>\n<li>A boss who doesn&#8217;t get the formula right on an excel sheet blames Microsoft for making a bad software. <\/li>\n<li>Fine, keep your Excel-generated pie charts, I give up. <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if the president of the Olympics has like a giant Excel spreadsheet of all the countries just so he doesn&#8217;t forget to invite anyone <\/li>\n<li>sucks getting paid by the hour to do Excel work&#8230;so damn efficient makes me get paid so much less&#8230;need to price myself better <\/li>\n<li>Take the Olympic spirit into work. Your bus pass is a baton! Your Excel spreadsheet is a judo mat! Your three hour meeting is a marathon! <\/li>\n<li>Come to think of it, I was just hating on the graphs because they were Excel. They express everything they need to express <\/li>\n<li>Multitasking between the live stream of the Olympics and my Excel spreadsheet at work. #BestInternAward <\/li>\n<li>All I want is for someone to play Star-Spangled Banner after I create a really complex pivot table.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olympic fever is everywhere, even in our spreadsheets. What office sport do you Excel at? Stapler throwing? Pie charting? Has anybody ever been helped by a terrible looking excel chart? Can I just stop making these now? I luv when my boss has an Excel question &amp; the answer&#8217;s really easy but he&#8217;s so impressed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/31\/excel-twitter-20120731\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120731&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1621,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions\/1621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}