{"id":1628,"date":"2012-08-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2012-08-02T19:51:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T23:51:12","slug":"excel-twitter-20120803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20120803\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120803"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"118\" \/>This weekend, get out of that gloomy, grey science building for a few hours, and do something that you enjoy. Pivot tables are fun, right? Or you could watch some of the Olympics.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re bored at work, NEVER tell your boss. Always keep Excel open and pretend you&#8217;re working. #LifeLessons <\/li>\n<li>Work needs to be over ASAP.. All of these excel sheets and new people are killing me!! #INeedADrink <\/li>\n<li>apologies to anyone who has ever come in contact with me. i have added your e-mail to an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Today is giant spreadsheet day. I&#8217;m up to 82 columns across and 305 rows down on this simulation &#8211; and I&#8217;m not done yet! <\/li>\n<li>Data overload combined with carb heavy lunch have led to severe afternoon dip. Please no more excel or pivot tables! <\/li>\n<li>Teaching old people how to use Excel and their iPhones makes up about 75% of my work day. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t want to work 5 days a week, 9 till 5 sat at a computer on Microsoft excel, I want to be doing something I enjoy <\/li>\n<li>Hello &quot;Summarize With Pivot Table&quot; in Excel. I never realized you were there. Looks like we&#8217;ll be good friends from here on out. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, you&#8217;ve been calculating the cells for about 10 minutes now. My spreadsheet isn&#8217;t that massive. Get a move on. <\/li>\n<li>I just saved a million hours of work using excel to copy\/paste code! GENIUS <\/li>\n<li>Please tell me what the point of coloured sheet tabs are in an Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>The self confessed most optimistic tech loving person at work is always incredibly negative and thinks excel is the answer to everything. <\/li>\n<li>So is &#8216;Excelling&#8217; a new olympic sport? Fastest athlete to create a pivot-table and pie-chart wins? <\/li>\n<li>My boss just added &#8216;switch windows&#8217; button to my tool bar, like I&#8217;m a dummy. Ctrl + tab switches between excel sheets. I&#8217;m actually offended <\/li>\n<li>I showed my wife my pivot-table analysis of my Pinterest activity. She looked at me like I was a science experiment gone wrong. <\/li>\n<li>#Google has helped me learn more #Excel functions this morning than I ever thought possible. Love it. <\/li>\n<li>I dreamt that I did the complicated excel equation for work and everytime I got the answer right the alarm clock rang. <\/li>\n<li>Taking a victory lap for building not 1 but 2 graphs by myself in newest version of excel! <\/li>\n<li>Wish I was home watching the Olympics instead of in a gloomy gray science building staring at a Microsoft Excel worksheet&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend, get out of that gloomy, grey science building for a few hours, and do something that you enjoy. Pivot tables are fun, right? Or you could watch some of the Olympics. If you&#8217;re bored at work, NEVER tell your boss. Always keep Excel open and pretend you&#8217;re working. #LifeLessons Work needs to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20120803\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120803&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1629,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions\/1629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}