{"id":1632,"date":"2012-08-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2012-08-05T10:46:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T14:46:36","slug":"excel-twitter-20120806","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/06\/excel-twitter-20120806\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120806"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"excel training brochure\" border=\"0\" alt=\"excel training brochure\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image1.png\" width=\"91\" height=\"168\" \/>If someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You&#8217;re only having trouble because the coffee isn&#8217;t working.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If they had an Excel spreadsheet pivot table making competition, I might watch more. #London2012 <\/li>\n<li>Just spent way too long making up an Excel workbook for budgeting throughout the year. I better use it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Came back to work &amp; found someone had put brochure for Excel training course on my chair. I get the hint. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>The way I&#8217;ve actually done no work today is a disgrace, I&#8217;ve literally sat with excel open making colourful patterns with highlighters. <\/li>\n<li>Who else gets excited when vba code finally works?!?!? #excel #vba #8000rowsofdata <\/li>\n<li>To the dude who invented charts in Excel, I hate you. And also, you suck. <\/li>\n<li>coffee aint&#8217; working today&#8230;might have something to do with the fact i was staring into a spreadsheet until 3.30am&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet?! Dude, you have the power to woo and you didn&#8217;t even realise it. Ladies love Excel spreadsheets! <\/li>\n<li>If you treat Excel spreadsheets like it&#8217;s 1984, it&#8217;s time to retire. The formulas will do the work for you (better yet\u2026 use a database). <\/li>\n<li>I just realized Excel is my master tool at work. 1st thing I use and work with during the whole day, regardless of the task #myfacts <\/li>\n<li>The new girl at work is in love with me she asked me if she&#8217;s doing her excel spreadsheet right&#8230;hey you&#8217;re cute too <\/li>\n<li>I just lost some data from my Excel Spreadsheet. I have no idea how this happen. Evidently with Excel all things are possible. <\/li>\n<li>An excel spreadsheet, John Coltrane, and a cup of coffee is what my morning consists of. <\/li>\n<li>I was just complimented on my very organized and neat Excel spreadsheet. It&#8217;s a good day. <\/li>\n<li>Excel&#8217;s flash fill feature is ridonkulous. I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I can&#8217;t wait to use that spreadsheet program. <\/li>\n<li>I must be doing something awesome with this spreadsheet because I keep crashing Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I am working on inventing an excel spreadsheet that talks to the user. But everything it says sounds so calculated. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You&#8217;re only having trouble because the coffee isn&#8217;t working. If they had an Excel spreadsheet pivot table making competition, I might watch more. #London2012 Just spent way too long making up an Excel workbook for budgeting throughout the year. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/06\/excel-twitter-20120806\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120806&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1633,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions\/1633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}