{"id":1635,"date":"2012-08-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1635"},"modified":"2012-08-05T10:52:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T14:52:23","slug":"excel-twitter-20120807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/07\/excel-twitter-20120807\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120807"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image2.png\" width=\"77\" height=\"179\" \/>If you&#8217;re going to dream about pivot tables, make sure you get them working right, and give yourself a few stars when you finish them.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u2019d like to see any of these so-called Olympians do a VLOOKUP or manage a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>#LearnedInGradSchool An Excel spreadsheet brings clarity to any situation. For example, today I learned just how far in debt I am. <\/li>\n<li>Best pickup line of the night: &quot;I am kind of a nerd&#8230;I love working with excel&quot; #swag <\/li>\n<li>Bore at work again. I made an excel sheet with the green flag times for the rest of the NASCAR season. Tired of missing the start of races. <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t know how I go into a habit of checking Sheet2 and Sheet3 for any stuff, first thing whenever I open an excel workbook. <\/li>\n<li>Financial modeling and planning in Excel&#8230;. like a boss! A nerdy, detail-obsessed, macro-using boss. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe that in Office2013 you still can&#8217;t allow more than one user to edit an Excel spreadsheet at once. Where&#8217;s the collaboration? <\/li>\n<li>I love MS Excel and I truly believe it should be taught as early as elementary school. <\/li>\n<li>Last night&#8217;s dream was courtesy of MS Excel: This time it was of pivot tables. All of them WRONG. I couldn&#8217;t even extract data in my sleep! <\/li>\n<li>my flaw of life: Excel. I absolutely cannot work with that program. too many empty boxes that confuse me -_- <\/li>\n<li>strangely my pivot table here indicates spreadsheet tweets get very few stars. <\/li>\n<li>The main reason i turn on my laptop nowadays is not to go to youtube or social networking sites. ITS TO FREAKING DO THE STUPID EXCEL PROJ. <\/li>\n<li>This week, I taught myself to make pie charts in excel. What can I graph for you? #dork <\/li>\n<li>Tryna do an excel spreadsheet drunk&#8230; #NotPlausible <\/li>\n<li>When I was small I love to read, draw and sleep inside the bookshop. Today&#8230; I can only sleep with MS Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Work has finally got the better of me&#8230; All I dreamt about last night was work, excel spreadsheets and vlookups. <\/li>\n<li>Husband No 1 believes the Excel arena in London is named after a spreadsheet. #helpme <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to dream about pivot tables, make sure you get them working right, and give yourself a few stars when you finish them. I\u2019d like to see any of these so-called Olympians do a VLOOKUP or manage a pivot table. #LearnedInGradSchool An Excel spreadsheet brings clarity to any situation. For example, today I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/07\/excel-twitter-20120807\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120807&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1636,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635\/revisions\/1636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}