{"id":1638,"date":"2012-08-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2012-08-07T23:33:20","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T03:33:20","slug":"excel-twitter-20120808","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/08\/excel-twitter-20120808\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120808"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image3.png\" width=\"91\" height=\"94\" \/>If your brain is too frazzled, you won&#8217;t be able decide if food is more important than Excel. And why do shopping carts and office buildings look like spreadsheets?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>For a simple tool it&#8217;s amazing the carnage you can cause when you send the wrong Excel spreadsheet out #cockup #biblicalscale #sadpanda <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll stab myself with a compass if Pat comes up with an Excel spreadsheet for Olympic diving. Does that count?<\/li>\n<li>I feel not fully understanding how to work excel will mess me up in the work world. <\/li>\n<li>Round two with Microsoft Excel. *Ding ding* I will not be bested by a spreadsheet!! Take that countif formulae! <\/li>\n<li>Ack. Just accidentally opened Excel and was traumatized by a spreadsheet. I wasn&#8217;t ready to see one of those today. #excelphobia #fb <\/li>\n<li>I should focus on what i&#8217;ll be eating later. that&#8217;s more important than this spreadsheet. FOOD OVER EXCEL <\/li>\n<li>Nothing diminishes creativity as quickly as an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Each time i hear of amazing things happening at ExCeL in the Olympics, i take pride in the sterling work i&#8217;ve done on this Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Was supposed to go the gym, but had way too much fun writing VBA code for Excel. Clearly, still a geek at heart. <\/li>\n<li>A soft gasp echoed through the lecture room as the graph appeared on excel. <\/li>\n<li>Son put together Excel spreadsheet for movie times-wants to take girl &amp; I am the driver. He calls it planning skills#canihandlethenerdiness? <\/li>\n<li>Spent 2 hours with I.T. bc excel won&#8217;t sort my spreadsheet. Their conclusion : &quot;maybe you need less data in the worksheet&quot;&#8230;..deep breaths <\/li>\n<li>Frustrated by the number of pie charts and statistically incorrect corporate Excel charts. Why don&#8217;t they teach #Tufte on MBA programs? <\/li>\n<li>If my day had a title it would be: Dr. Strangereport or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pivot Table <\/li>\n<li>Somedays I feel like I&#8217;ve been shoved into an Excel spreadsheet &amp; slapped around to be a part of some formula. I&#8217;m not just data! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Some colors do not belong on an excel spreadsheet #blind <\/li>\n<li>Making an excel spreadsheet to make stock checks less tedious is also proving tedious&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Brain frazzled after scouring someone else&#8217;s spreadsheet for hours for a value that was out by \u00a31 and was mucking up my end of year reports. <\/li>\n<li>A simple, but a lengthy Excel formula saved more than one and a half days of my work. Now I can hurdle all day!!!! \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Tonights Olympics Boxing is in the Excel. Last time I checked the building looked like one big spreadsheet. #London2012 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your brain is too frazzled, you won&#8217;t be able decide if food is more important than Excel. And why do shopping carts and office buildings look like spreadsheets? For a simple tool it&#8217;s amazing the carnage you can cause when you send the wrong Excel spreadsheet out #cockup #biblicalscale #sadpanda I&#8217;ll stab myself with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/08\/excel-twitter-20120808\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120808&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1640,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions\/1640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}