{"id":1645,"date":"2012-08-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1645"},"modified":"2012-08-09T17:16:57","modified_gmt":"2012-08-09T21:16:57","slug":"excel-twitter-20120810","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/10\/excel-twitter-20120810\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120810"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image5.png\" width=\"154\" height=\"119\" \/>After a day of looking for an Excel needle in the haystack, try rolling your calves on a pivot table, while you relax.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ll write you a love song &#8211; me to my guy. &quot;I&#8217;ll make you a spreadsheet in Microsoft Excel.&quot; &#8211; my guy to me. Smh. #romance <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is looking at me awkwardly , can someone tell it to stop #goingmad <\/li>\n<li>you know and love Microsoft excel in a job description cancels me out as a potential candidate IMMEDIATELY <\/li>\n<li>Did Bane use an Excel spreadsheet to determine the length of the bomb? <\/li>\n<li>Dear @Microsoft Excel: Why did you wait until today to decide throw stupid errors about too much formatting? I have work to do. <\/li>\n<li>Just seen someone using pivot tables in Excel for the first time. Mind. Blown. <\/li>\n<li>Best thing about working in a #Physicaltherapy office&#8230;being able to foam roll my calves while battling excel pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to find the formula error in a spreadsheet &#8230;like looking for a needle in a haystack. <\/li>\n<li>About to spend a meeting free afternoon with an excel pivot table. Admit it you are not jealous. <\/li>\n<li>I love #excel pivot tables, does that make me nerdy? <\/li>\n<li>office chillin&#8230;bagel, smoothie&#8230;.and an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve started having dreams about Excel pivot charts. Sexy ones. That&#8217;s bad, right? #helpme <\/li>\n<li>helping a co-worker with an #excel spreadsheet consists of spotting his elbow angle and making encouraging comments <\/li>\n<li>Do you remember when a 1 meg excel spreadsheet was HUUUUUGE! #iamold <\/li>\n<li>The answer is to never, ever merge cells in Excel. It&#8217;s one of my Golden Rules of spreadsheet design <\/li>\n<li>May or may not have just had 2 Long Island Ice Teas at lunch. HAHAHAHAAH EXCEL SPREADSHEET REPORTS ARE FUNNY. <\/li>\n<li>Finally combined all my cocktail cheat sheets into one excel spreadsheet, #Hero <\/li>\n<li>Just used a pivot table to save myself time and effort. Using time saved to tweet that I&#8217;m probably the excel spreadsheet version of Mozart. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a day of looking for an Excel needle in the haystack, try rolling your calves on a pivot table, while you relax. I&#8217;ll write you a love song &#8211; me to my guy. &quot;I&#8217;ll make you a spreadsheet in Microsoft Excel.&quot; &#8211; my guy to me. Smh. #romance This excel spreadsheet is looking at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/10\/excel-twitter-20120810\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120810&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1646,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions\/1646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}