{"id":1656,"date":"2012-08-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1656"},"modified":"2012-08-15T09:38:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T13:38:34","slug":"excel-theatre-20120816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/16\/excel-theatre-20120816\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120816"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image8.png\" width=\"93\" height=\"102\" \/>Yes, using Excel can turn you into an adult \u2013 an adult who makes very bad basketball jokes.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Slouching towards adulthood with one hand in a fist and the other editing a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>My manager doesn&#8217;t understand Excel. So everytime I make him a spreadsheet in under 2 minutes he thinks I&#8217;m a freaking genius. <\/li>\n<li>Delegated spreadsheet work out. I consider that victory over Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Never, EVER make graphs in Excel. That is all. <\/li>\n<li>Happy thoughts before going to bed so I won&#8217;t dream of excel sheets, dynamic graphs &amp; US dollars. Stubborn bain, stop thinking about work!!! <\/li>\n<li>How many of yous dads asks you for excel spreadsheet before you get money? <\/li>\n<li>Just made the sickest Excel graph ever. Only took me about 2 hrs. #excelpro <\/li>\n<li>It is after midnight, but I feel confident that all pivot table should now kneel before me. <\/li>\n<li>Wife asked me, &quot;What the heck did you do to mess up this pivot table?!&quot; All I could say was, &quot;I KNOW I didn&#8217;t travel!&quot; Basketball ? Excel <\/li>\n<li>I usually invite my parents to my room in the basement and show them a powerpoint full of excel graphs. <\/li>\n<li>Attempting to draw a graph on excel and failing miserably for hours. Thank god for youtube! #hateexcel #failinguniwithoutyoutube <\/li>\n<li>I used vLookup and pivot table without any ones help! #ImportantMilestoneInMyLife <\/li>\n<li>Experienced a new feeling today. Losing two days worth of excel work anger disappointment and an eagerness to drink. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 11:41 PM and I&#8217;m currently writing a VBA macro in excel to save me an hour every day at work. Sad part is it&#8217;s all me, boss doesnt care <\/li>\n<li>one thing this job has taught me is that if you give me numbers of any sort i will make you a pie chart on excel. <\/li>\n<li>dear brain, why did you make a fool of me by causing me to not notice a simple spelling mistake in my code for a new macro in excel i wrote? <\/li>\n<li>Oh oh, power of going out&#8230;save, save, save, SAVE&#8230;MY SPREADSHEET&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I just made an excel spreadsheet for a fantasy draft. Beginning of the end of my childhood <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, using Excel can turn you into an adult \u2013 an adult who makes very bad basketball jokes. Slouching towards adulthood with one hand in a fist and the other editing a spreadsheet. My manager doesn&#8217;t understand Excel. So everytime I make him a spreadsheet in under 2 minutes he thinks I&#8217;m a freaking genius. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/16\/excel-theatre-20120816\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120816&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1658,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions\/1658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}