{"id":1660,"date":"2012-08-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2012-08-16T10:42:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T14:42:59","slug":"excel-twitter-20120817","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20120817\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120817"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"exploding pie chart\" border=\"0\" alt=\"exploding pie chart\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image9.png\" width=\"108\" height=\"98\" \/>If your day wasn&#8217;t Excel Lent, work off your frustration with an exploding pie chart. And don&#8217;t bore your spouse with the pivot table details when you get home.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5 excel sheets. 10 min. 8 million brownie points with the boss. Thank you 7th grade for teaching me the &quot;sum&quot; function #n00bz <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: always save your work in case the bloody Excel crashes. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Never thought that maintaining a Sports League Forum would make me fall in love with Microsoft Excel, yes you heard it right !! #Guilty <\/li>\n<li>In honor of how much it&#8217;s helped me, I will name my first born after my hero. He\/she will be called Pivot Table, and they will be beautiful. <\/li>\n<li>Spending the second half of my day brushing up on Excel. These are the work days dreams are made of. <\/li>\n<li>5 more lines in this spreadsheet and then I get to have Twitter&#8217;s favourite drink which appears to be g&amp;t. <\/li>\n<li>just told my boss that Excel&#8217;s last name is Lent! He said get back to work. <\/li>\n<li>If you really wanna piss off your co-workers that work with formulas in Excel, highlight the whole page and format it as &quot;Text&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>I suspect someone was not having a fun day when they set up this spreadsheet. Pardon the language, but I did laugh. <\/li>\n<li>Omg I&#8217;m dying here. Death by Excel spreadsheets and asset management. Kill me now. Or give me a drink. Either one #work <\/li>\n<li>Husband: Blah, blah, I filtered it down and ran a pivot table, blah, blah&#8230; Me: o_O <\/li>\n<li>Dad is slowly turning every aspect of my life into an excel spreadsheet. So far the results are i&#8217;m skint and have no time to rectify that. <\/li>\n<li>you guys have no idea how mad i get when a pivot table doesn&#8217;t work properly. no really, ~99% of you have no idea what i&#8217;m talking about. <\/li>\n<li>Ha! We&#8217;ve had interesting times together. Very Dr. Strangelove &quot;ish&quot; How I learned to stop worrying and love Excel <\/li>\n<li>Tonight in work I&#8217;m making a excel spreadsheet whilst drinking tea #waitressadventures <\/li>\n<li>A column chart from a firm that actually does Excel training. And yes, they have lots of exploding 3D pie charts too <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/SMPAvXaX\">http:\/\/t.co\/SMPAvXaX<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My eyes simply refuse to read text if it is inside an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>learning stuff in excel that wouldve been great to know on the first day of work, on the almost last day of work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your day wasn&#8217;t Excel Lent, work off your frustration with an exploding pie chart. And don&#8217;t bore your spouse with the pivot table details when you get home. 5 excel sheets. 10 min. 8 million brownie points with the boss. Thank you 7th grade for teaching me the &quot;sum&quot; function #n00bz Note to self: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20120817\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120817&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1661,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions\/1661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}