{"id":1663,"date":"2012-08-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1663"},"modified":"2012-08-18T23:28:28","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T03:28:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20120820","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/20\/excel-twitter-20120820\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120820"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image10.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"107\" \/>Is it better if Excel turns all white, and hangs, or would you rather see a purple and yellow spreadsheet, that makes your eyes burn?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel aways asks &quot;Shift Cells Right?&quot; Or &quot;Shift Cells Left?&quot; I&#8217;m just working on a spreadsheet, let&#8217;s keep politics out of it, Microsoft! <\/li>\n<li>I am pretty sure the meaning of life has something to do with fibonacci, phi, pivot tables, and excel, but I am still looking into it. <\/li>\n<li>There are 3 basic tools to find the truth in anything! Basic mathematics, Physics of the problem and Microsoft Excel from computers. <\/li>\n<li>My eyes, my eyes&#8230; This excel spreadsheet is so ugly! It needs an extreme data make over! <\/li>\n<li>Hmm, why did I name this Excel workbook tab &quot;the horror&quot;? *click* IT BURNS! IT BURNS! THE FORMATTING IT BURNS!! <\/li>\n<li>I have to be the only person in the world who sits on an Excel spreadsheet and manually works out all the sums because I can&#8217;t use Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I appear to have spent an unseemly amount of time with spreadsheets in recent weeks. My Mum would be proud as she loves a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes when I listen to &#8216;born to run&#8217; while working on an excel spreadsheet, it inspires me to use purple instead of yellow. #rebel <\/li>\n<li>That thing where Excel turns all white and just hangs for five mins on the spreadsheet you&#8217;ve been working on for six hours. #ohnoes <\/li>\n<li>#OverheardAtWork: &quot;It&#8217;s like a stop light in the wrong order.&quot; (while looking at a quite colorful Excel worksheet) <\/li>\n<li>3D rotation in Excel charts. You know, to see if there is anybody hiding behind the charts. <\/li>\n<li>That moment when you realise you inserted a row into an excel spreadsheet but only for 1 column&#8230; #epicfail \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re as good as the multitude of Excel sheets with labyrinthine data and silly pie charts you are able to dish out. Like a machine. #Fact <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making a grad school spreadsheet in an attempt to be organized. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m awful at Excel and it&#8217;s just more confusing. <\/li>\n<li>You know when you apologize to your excel spreadsheet and it&#8217;s like silly me! No? Shoot myself now? Ok. <\/li>\n<li>Making graphs in excel 2010 is the most frustrating experience ever. I&#8217;ve spent 20 mins searching for the &#8216;axis labels&#8217; tab #grrr <\/li>\n<li>Saw my brother make an super complex worksheet on excel. And when trying to print he accidently closed the program with &quot;dont save&quot;. #hahaha <\/li>\n<li>Voil\u00e0! Pushed some buttons on the mighty #Excel, and a fully-loaded #Pivot table just popped out in my face. #WinMomentOfTheDay <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it better if Excel turns all white, and hangs, or would you rather see a purple and yellow spreadsheet, that makes your eyes burn? Excel aways asks &quot;Shift Cells Right?&quot; Or &quot;Shift Cells Left?&quot; I&#8217;m just working on a spreadsheet, let&#8217;s keep politics out of it, Microsoft! I am pretty sure the meaning of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/20\/excel-twitter-20120820\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120820&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1664,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions\/1664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}