{"id":1666,"date":"2012-08-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2012-08-20T19:22:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T23:22:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20120821","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/21\/excel-twitter-20120821\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120821"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image11.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"92\" \/> If you add charts to your wedding planning spreadsheet, does your heart beat faster, making it even more romantic? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I can hack a Swiss bank account, monitor activity on the Moon, and track a cheetah. But insert a check mark in an Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>I #heart my dad, at my moment of despair he sends a request for an excel graph and I don&#8217;t feel as useless anymore #lovelove <\/li>\n<li>today shall be spent diddling around with graphs in excel followed by a nap&#8230;just don&#8217;t tell my boss #ourlittlesecret <\/li>\n<li>This dude just moved me to the side because he thought he knew more than me on an excel spreadsheet. Ummmm&#8230;I&#8217;m the manager here. <\/li>\n<li>Changing people&#8217;s lives one pivot table at a time. Not sure who was more excited &#8211; me or them. Either way a decent Monday. <\/li>\n<li>I think I broke Excel. Apparently adding subtotals to 1800 lines was more than it could take. RIP all my hard work. Time to start again :'( <\/li>\n<li>Wedding planning has now been placed onto an Excel Spreadsheet. How romantic! <\/li>\n<li>to the frustration of my weary mind, im at work with a sniffer dog looking for an excel spreadsheet! #gaflumped <\/li>\n<li>Work tomorrow. Even Medieval monks would be horrified by the tedium of data entry in the modern world #excel #fml <\/li>\n<li>Doing graphs on excel&#8230;I feel my heart beat faster and my blood pressure shooting up. Good times. #ihateliferightnow <\/li>\n<li>My dad wants me to make him an excel spreadsheet to manage his gold intake on his Facebook pirate game. Please, someone save me. <\/li>\n<li>A week off from work, my boss has been saving all the stupid stuff just for me. EG he has produced an excel spreadsheet with no calculations <\/li>\n<li>For the record it still takes me 12 years to figure out how to set up an Excel chart correctly because the devil himself created The Ribbon. <\/li>\n<li>First Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve successfully created without a strong urge to smash the computer somewhere along the way. LOL <\/li>\n<li>have shown my boss the autosum function on excel, his response &#8211; that will save me some time. I&#8217;m going for an early lunch <\/li>\n<li>Just made \u00a350 from putting numbers on an excel sheet and my boss bought me lunch as well, it&#8217;s been a good day loool <\/li>\n<li>All work has stopped and my excel spreadsheet is soley being used to calculate the run rate after each over! #bbccricket <\/li>\n<li>Argh, According to Google no one in the whole world has ever had the excel problem I am having. Great. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you add charts to your wedding planning spreadsheet, does your heart beat faster, making it even more romantic? I can hack a Swiss bank account, monitor activity on the Moon, and track a cheetah. But insert a check mark in an Excel spreadsheet? I #heart my dad, at my moment of despair he sends &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/21\/excel-twitter-20120821\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120821&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1667,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions\/1667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}