{"id":1669,"date":"2012-08-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2012-08-21T23:17:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T03:17:34","slug":"excel-twitter-20120822","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20120822\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120822"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image12.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"153\" \/>A jug of wine, some Mozart, and air conditioning \u2013 the perfect ending for an exhausting day with Excel. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I was just called over to someone&#8217;s office to help them delete a worksheet from excel. This job makes me look good. <\/li>\n<li>Excel returned a &quot;Catastrophic failure&quot; error today. Guess Microsoft feels that having me code VBA is considered catastrophic. <\/li>\n<li>Tomorrow I&#8217;ll be mostly making graphs on excel. Almost looking froward to it because at least the PC lab has air-con unlike the science lab. <\/li>\n<li>Dear user &#8211; No, your machine can&#8217;t handle deleting 719,205,124 spreadsheet cells from a shared workbook at the same time. #Excel #WTF <\/li>\n<li>because after a terrible night the best cure is clearly to get up at silly o&#8217;clock and go to work for a 6 hour excel training session! <\/li>\n<li>Filling out a 22 tab Excel spreadsheet all day + 45 minutes of cardio = 360 degrees of exhaustion. #boo <\/li>\n<li>Wish I knew enough about computers to write a code that&#8217;d make Excel sentient so it could see how much everyone hates it &amp; feel real bad. <\/li>\n<li>Think my dreams tonight will be a bit like Tron. Except it&#8217;ll be an Excel spreadsheet instead of a computer game &amp; I won&#8217;t get a cool bike. <\/li>\n<li>I asked what were doing on vacation and get a detailed excel spreadsheet, only thing missing is military time #husbands <\/li>\n<li>So I wrote some code that doesn&#8217;t make sense. Deal with it #Excel! Don&#8217;t just die! <\/li>\n<li>I swear I lose about a month of my lifespan anytime excel freezes at work. <\/li>\n<li>***shimmies back over to jug of wine, turns up Mozart, and stares at excel spreadsheet*** <\/li>\n<li>I think my job security is centered around the fact that I&#8217;m the only person here who can properly format an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A jug of wine, some Mozart, and air conditioning \u2013 the perfect ending for an exhausting day with Excel. I was just called over to someone&#8217;s office to help them delete a worksheet from excel. This job makes me look good. Excel returned a &quot;Catastrophic failure&quot; error today. Guess Microsoft feels that having me code &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20120822\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120822&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1670,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions\/1670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}