{"id":1674,"date":"2012-08-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2012-08-23T12:53:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T16:53:52","slug":"excel-twitter-20120824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/24\/excel-twitter-20120824\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image13.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"102\" \/>Excel has perhaps driven you to drink on occasion, but has it ever made you see everything in Greek?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is refusing to work in some very creative and (almost) humorous ways. I&#8217;m getting punk&#8217;d by Microsoft. <\/li>\n<li>The look of awe on someones face when u teach them to do a pivot table is #priceless <\/li>\n<li>Grrrr when people overwrite sum calculations on an Excel master spreadsheet that took me ages to do FFS!! #OfficeWhinge <\/li>\n<li>for once when my boss walked by I had an excel sheet up, however I was doing my personal budget. <\/li>\n<li>All right, today I take back *most* of the mean things I ever said about #Excel. I think we&#8217;ve finally come to an understanding. <\/li>\n<li>WTF: my excel spreadsheet spontaneously translating itself into Greek. Literally. If it weren&#8217;t quite so entirely unuseful I&#8217;d feel clever <\/li>\n<li>Excel I frigging HATE YOU. Wasted a whole afternoon on you stupid excel. You do NOT, in my opinion, Excel at all!!! #gottaworklatenow <\/li>\n<li>Oh MS Excel-it&#8217;s definitely you, not me! With your cryptic passive-aggressive error messages for every formula-you don&#8217;t want this to work!! <\/li>\n<li>Best feeling when you discover a new excel function &#8211; it&#8217;s like cracking a secret code <\/li>\n<li>Know this might not impress many people but I just removed 4,000 hyperlinks from an Excel spreadsheet in 10 seconds. Used to take me 15 mins <\/li>\n<li>The &quot;Make Time.Make Tetley&quot; campaign for 4oD &#8211; brilliant. We&#8217;re thinking of creating one for every time an Excel spreadsheet is opened <\/li>\n<li>I may or may not be on my 7th #fantasyfootball mock draft. But it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m obsessed. Now lemme check my color-coded Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>what time we drinking? i&#8217;m right-click deep in an epic pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes it is sad to think that my hours of thinking and amazing ideas eventually get boiled down to an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>The term &quot;system&quot; should never be used to describe a bodged up user created macro ridden excel spreadsheet #geekrant <\/li>\n<li>Ooh. I haven&#8217;t played with pivot tables in way too long. Either Excel got smarter or I forgot how much they can do! <\/li>\n<li>I think most people would be lost in the first few minutes. Working Excel is like cracking the da vinci code. <\/li>\n<li>Train to Sheffield. Man sitting next to me working on complex xls chart. Keeps muttering &amp; swearing. Excel tourettes?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel has perhaps driven you to drink on occasion, but has it ever made you see everything in Greek? Excel is refusing to work in some very creative and (almost) humorous ways. I&#8217;m getting punk&#8217;d by Microsoft. The look of awe on someones face when u teach them to do a pivot table is #priceless &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/24\/excel-twitter-20120824\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120824&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}