{"id":1677,"date":"2012-08-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2012-08-25T11:54:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-25T15:54:19","slug":"excel-twitter-20120827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20120827\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120827"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"stackedpyramidchart\" border=\"0\" alt=\"stackedpyramidchart\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/stackedpyramidchart.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"113\" \/>Would a dewonker help, if your boss types the wrong data in your spreadsheet, or asks you to build a 100% stacked pyramid chart? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Discovered the equivalence of &quot;hard labor&quot; for computer work: Modifying Excel reports and formatting their borders and colors. <\/li>\n<li>One day Excel will be able to work out what kind of chart will display your random selection of numbers and variables. But not today. <\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve had a coupe of days of spreadsheet work and now my eyes are all wonky. I need an eye dewonkerer. have you got one handy ? <\/li>\n<li>I look like I&#8217;m working but really I&#8217;m creating an excel spreadsheet ranking my favorite bars in DC. <\/li>\n<li>That moment when your boss and co-worker blame you for an error in your spreadsheet, but you realize they incorrectly typed in data. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m accustomed to tech questions from people, but today I had to talk someone through an Excel spreadsheet and how to wrap text. <\/li>\n<li>Note to stupid twitter bots. People who need Excel training rarely use the hash tag #excel in their posts. #bots <\/li>\n<li>My new coworker just told me I&#8217;ll have to show him how to merge cells in Excel&#8230;I&#8217;m about to go postal! #FML <\/li>\n<li>The only thing Microsoft Excel is useful for is summing the number of times it completely screws up your day&#8217;s work.#ComputerProblems <\/li>\n<li>Just unwillingly entered &quot;Wow wo wo wo wo wowwowwwwwwww&quot; into a cell on an excel spreadsheet for work <\/li>\n<li>I work for the female Michael Scott. Why do I get a panic call because she can&#8217;t figure out how to scroll on an excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>#speechless my boss called my recovery plan credible, weeks ago the plan &quot;lacked credibility&quot;, now its just formatted differently in excel! <\/li>\n<li>Had kind of forgotten how awesome pivot tables are. #Excel really is a Good Thing. (-10 to street cred). <\/li>\n<li>If you send me an Excel spreadsheet, we can&#8217;t be friends. <\/li>\n<li>Earlier, I wrote some code so terrible that if it ever becomes self-aware, it&#8217;s first act will be to hide under a blanket. #vba #excel <\/li>\n<li>Why does excel make it like rocket science to make a freaking scattered plot graph??? #frustrated <\/li>\n<li>Love those amazing moments when I accidentally do something in excel and discover a shortcut I never knew existed. #itsthelittlethings <\/li>\n<li>Just learned #Excel has a &quot;100% stacked pyramid&quot; chart type. Repeat after me: just because you can, doesn&#8217;t mean you should #datacrimes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> __________________-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would a dewonker help, if your boss types the wrong data in your spreadsheet, or asks you to build a 100% stacked pyramid chart? Discovered the equivalence of &quot;hard labor&quot; for computer work: Modifying Excel reports and formatting their borders and colors. One day Excel will be able to work out what kind of chart &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20120827\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120827&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1678,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions\/1678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}