{"id":1680,"date":"2012-08-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1680"},"modified":"2012-08-27T19:37:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T23:37:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20120828","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/28\/excel-twitter-20120828\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120828"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image14.png\" width=\"91\" height=\"134\" \/> If you&#8217;re too tired to filter by colour, you might as well quit for the day, before your boss starts to judge you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This Excel program is actually pretty cool&#8230; and smart. It just did all my work for me. <\/li>\n<li>Work: the soul sucking place that makes you wake up early and do stuff with excel <\/li>\n<li>3 hrs of excel work down the drain after realising the person who extracted the raw data didn&#8217;t select the whole table when sorting it. F. <\/li>\n<li>I hate when Excel doesn&#8217;t want to work as fast as I do&#8230;. #DataOverload <\/li>\n<li>How do you obtain a masters degree but not know how to search an excel spreadsheet? #iworkwithidiots #nopatience <\/li>\n<li>I feel like half of my time at work is spent waiting for Excel to do what I ask it to do. <\/li>\n<li>Putting 2102 instead of 2012 for the year in an excel sheet really screws up your graph. <\/li>\n<li>My boss was totally judging me for not knowing how to use excel <\/li>\n<li>I love how Excel can compare two numbers and judge them to be unequal to each other but when it subtracts one from the other it gets zero\u2026 <\/li>\n<li>a lady at work, who works on our multi-million dollar computer system, doesn\u2019t know how to add a column to excel and begged me to help. wtf. <\/li>\n<li>My mom is 50 years old and still doesn&#8217;t know how to make a simple excel spreadsheet.. <\/li>\n<li>I like to plan my vacation outfits via excel. Are pivot tables a little excessive? <\/li>\n<li>So tired I cnt even filter by colour on my excel spreadsheet! O_o <\/li>\n<li>In response to using excel in my private practice accounting: &quot;sometimes you have to use a spreadsheet. A napkin wont cut it.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Excel pivot tables are the stuff of nightmares. Anything is less painful than that. Well except for getting SAP to work. Stupid dud login. <\/li>\n<li>I love using Excel, but I hate following instructions on exactly how a professor wants you to use Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Not that I am streaming Netflix to drown out my coworkers while I stare at excel graphs for hours. <\/li>\n<li>Is there a program for your computer that makes bar graphs or do I have to improvise with Excel or something? <\/li>\n<li>Each time I open Excel I start to sneeze. Allergic to charts, pivots, and autosum.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re too tired to filter by colour, you might as well quit for the day, before your boss starts to judge you. This Excel program is actually pretty cool&#8230; and smart. It just did all my work for me. Work: the soul sucking place that makes you wake up early and do stuff with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/28\/excel-twitter-20120828\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120828&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}