{"id":1683,"date":"2012-08-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1683"},"modified":"2012-08-28T19:52:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T23:52:27","slug":"excel-twitter-20120829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/29\/excel-twitter-20120829\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120829"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image15.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"159\" \/>If it&#8217;s your birthday, should you be allowed to use Calibri font, coloured cells and default Excel charts in your reports?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love &quot;code&quot; that uses syntax and operators correctly. Excel macros are in some made up Microsoft language. I hate it! <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re ready to start work when you spent the day creating Excel spreadsheets because there really wasn&#8217;t anything else to do&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Now boss requesting me to teach him excel functions, vlookup and how to use our coy system. Procrastinated much? <\/li>\n<li>I have three degrees, yet no earthly idea how to create an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Workmates&#8230; why do you send me charts done with #Word instead of #Excel? #SomebodySaveMe <\/li>\n<li>If your report is in Calibri and you use the default graph styles from Excel I will be much, much more skeptical of your work. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s my boss&#8217;s birthday today, does that mean I need to spend less time on twitter and more time on excel? #dilemma #work <\/li>\n<li>Worst part of my job part 2: looking for that single error in a huge excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I will buy someone dinner if they come over and teach me how to make graphs on excel. seriously, can&#8217;t do it. #pleasehelp! <\/li>\n<li>Just did my excel spreadsheet and calendar for my bills for the next month. Yea. I&#8217;m THAT girl&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Powerpoint and Excel are my stable friends every day of my life. I love them :&#8217;) #ForeverAlone <\/li>\n<li>Building a spreadsheet for work. I just realized I&#8217;ve been using MS Excel for 20 years and it still sucks. And Numbers sucks worse. <\/li>\n<li>Doing the excel work for orders takes a really long time, i wish i could knit at the same time! <\/li>\n<li>Created an excel with the estimated dates and my boss found it inappropriate and he modified it by making it colorful.#Boss <\/li>\n<li>I think the minute I decided to put my movies into an excel worksheet was the moment I realized I lead a pathetic life. <\/li>\n<li>OH: &quot;oh I&#8217;m so proud of you&#8211; what a good little pivot table!&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s your birthday, should you be allowed to use Calibri font, coloured cells and default Excel charts in your reports? I love &quot;code&quot; that uses syntax and operators correctly. Excel macros are in some made up Microsoft language. I hate it! You know you&#8217;re ready to start work when you spent the day creating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/29\/excel-twitter-20120829\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120829&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1684,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1683\/revisions\/1684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}