{"id":1686,"date":"2012-08-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2012-08-29T14:57:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T18:57:27","slug":"excel-twitter-20120830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20120830\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120830"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image16.png\" width=\"82\" height=\"140\" \/>If you&#8217;re tired of churning out Excel charts, go on a relaxing vacation, but try to avoid the kebab queues \u2013 someone might try to feed you a 3-D chart!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>For some reason, now I&#8217;m the IT chick at work. I have no idea how to fix computers, but I can format your Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>We had a fire alarm go off at work. I caused it. I was trying to work out an excel formula and my brain exploded. Sorry. <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a special circle in hell reserved for people who change your formatting on a shared Excel spreadsheet. #sinful <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s oh-so-slightly worrisome when the professor teaching the spreadsheet class is fumbling around as though he isn&#8217;t familiar with Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Taking the time to format my Excel spreadsheet with pretty colors because my professor could use some spice in his life. <\/li>\n<li>Never select entire rows or columns when copying and pasting in Excel. Especially on a computer form the 90&#8217;s. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Just created the BEST pivot table, now to find someone who&#8217;ll appreciate it&#8230; #geek <\/li>\n<li>Husband is churning out Excel charts comparing lifetime net earnings of hypothetical sibling pairs with and without BS degrees. <\/li>\n<li>Changed my computer&#8217;s background to an excel spreadsheet. Now it always looks like I&#8217;m working, even though I have nothing open #OfficeLife <\/li>\n<li>Bored at work so it&#8217;s time to put on the Dark Knight Rises soundtrack and act like a bomb is hooked up to this excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Doesn&#8217;t everyone make a multi-worksheet Excel spreadsheet for their vacations? <\/li>\n<li>If u claim to be bored of the world or the work u do or wtevr, try working on an excel sheet! #IbetchYa <\/li>\n<li>These ppl that &quot;work&quot; on empty Excel spreadsheets on the Gautrain.What exactly are u doing in the 15mins from Sandton to Midrand? :-\/ <\/li>\n<li>trying to show a force-directed 3D graph to a bunch of excel junkies is like trying to feed fillet mignon to a drunk in a kebab queue. <\/li>\n<li>only one in my lab that can make graph in excel. guess who just became popular? <\/li>\n<li>Before if you assume I&#8217;m an idiot and ask me if I didn&#8217;t do something right: Nope, I definitely did. It&#8217;s literally a problem with Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re tired of churning out Excel charts, go on a relaxing vacation, but try to avoid the kebab queues \u2013 someone might try to feed you a 3-D chart! For some reason, now I&#8217;m the IT chick at work. I have no idea how to fix computers, but I can format your Excel spreadsheet. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20120830\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120830&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}