{"id":1689,"date":"2012-08-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1689"},"modified":"2012-08-30T15:27:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-30T19:27:12","slug":"excel-twitter-20120831","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/31\/excel-twitter-20120831\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120831"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/image17.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"159\" \/>If the Internet stops working, and cuts off your music supply, just make up your own songs, to sing while you&#8217;re using Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thanks to Youtube, I now know how to use Excel for my needs. Damn I love Youtube! What a life saver! <\/li>\n<li>I love my job, but it makes me hate Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Made my first excel graph since like 6th grade. W the help of 4 other people&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Going to make my fortune by designing a computer game that looks like an Excel spreadsheet from 10 paces away <\/li>\n<li>You never paid attention to detail until you check all the formulas on an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Making up songs about how I am the spreadsheet queen. Time to close Excel&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>being able to make a simple pie chart on excel requires some form of wizardry <\/li>\n<li>Is there anything, ANYTHING more boring than an Excel Spreadsheet? #itsallablur <\/li>\n<li>And here I am, revising an Excel spreadsheet that NOBODY HAS OPENED SINCE 2008, because you DESPERATELY need these charts. HA. <\/li>\n<li>So you won the Vogue Battle this past weekend but can you input formulas into a Excel spreadsheet and run a cost analysis? <\/li>\n<li>Why excel? Why must you fight me every step of the way&#8230;?! I am just trying to make a nice graph for my assignment!! #needmorecoffee <\/li>\n<li>While doing a project at work, I got frustrated with excel and exclaimed, &quot;Good grief!&quot; Am I turning into an 80-year-old woman!? #fearful <\/li>\n<li>The internet at work is failing me. How am I supposed to use Excel with any music? #notproductive <\/li>\n<li>Excel 2011: Click spreadsheet A, spinning wheel, work. Click spreadsheet B, spinning wheel, work. Repeat. Crap software #frustration <\/li>\n<li>Nailed it! Take that Excel database merge. I&#8217;m your boss! &#8230;7 hours later. #notreallywinning<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the Internet stops working, and cuts off your music supply, just make up your own songs, to sing while you&#8217;re using Excel. Thanks to Youtube, I now know how to use Excel for my needs. Damn I love Youtube! What a life saver! I love my job, but it makes me hate Microsoft Excel. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/31\/excel-twitter-20120831\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120831&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1690,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions\/1690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}