{"id":1692,"date":"2012-09-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1692"},"modified":"2012-09-03T15:33:17","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T19:33:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20120904","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/04\/excel-twitter-20120904\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120904"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image.png\" width=\"151\" height=\"151\" \/>Never be an accountant, even if they try to lure you in with jumpy radio head tracks and a grocery list.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>#TermsIHate: &quot;The system seems very slow&quot;. What system? You work on Excel and Word. Is it the internet, the LAN, what?! <\/li>\n<li>excel has to be the new porn&#8230; else I can&#8217;t explain why I&#8217;m awake working on a spreadsheet at this hour <\/li>\n<li>I think I just showed Microsoft Excel and Google Fusion Tables who is the boss of them. Midnight work brings the most results. <\/li>\n<li>Oh pivot tables, where have you been all my life? I might not have hated excel as much, if I had known about you sooner! #seeinggridlines <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve literally been sitting at my desk for an hour, trying to figure out how to make a dang line graph on excel! I&#8217;m about ready to scream!** <\/li>\n<li>Yeah&#8230; I really need to learn how to work Excel. This is becoming a problem. <\/li>\n<li>Not interesting trying to create a pricing model using excel. And there are guys who work on these all their lives&#8230;oi! <\/li>\n<li>Four days of 8-hour-straight Excel work starting tomorrow. Yay work experience. Never be an accountant, ever. &lt;\/3 <\/li>\n<li>No combo more likely to bring on a panic attack: loosing an excel spreadsheet you&#8217;ve worked on for 2 days &amp; a jumpy radio head track in ear. <\/li>\n<li>And on that note. Off to run before doing battle with a rather intimidating Excel spreadsheet. Such is my day. See you all later. <\/li>\n<li>is it sad that I&#8217;m proud of my Excel worksheet I just created for my financial modeling class? Cause I am #financemajor #nerd <\/li>\n<li>Setting the background on some cells in an excel spreadsheet to a fetching shade of pink! <\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t play around with excel spreadsheet. YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. <\/li>\n<li>#thatawkwardmomentwhen you find yourself using an Excel spreadsheet to make your grocery list&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Have created at least 20 different graphs today. My eyes are turning into Excel squares. Let it be over. Please! #dissertation <\/li>\n<li>The only way I can visually express myself is by using excel charts. #HowEmbarrassing. <\/li>\n<li>Haven&#8217;t created a pivot table in forever. Feel like an old man getting on a bike for the first time in 20 years. A little rusty. #excel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ___________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never be an accountant, even if they try to lure you in with jumpy radio head tracks and a grocery list. #TermsIHate: &quot;The system seems very slow&quot;. What system? You work on Excel and Word. Is it the internet, the LAN, what?! excel has to be the new porn&#8230; else I can&#8217;t explain why I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/04\/excel-twitter-20120904\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120904&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1693,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions\/1693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}