{"id":1698,"date":"2012-09-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2012-09-05T14:04:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T18:04:37","slug":"excel-twitter-20120906","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/06\/excel-twitter-20120906\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120906"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Simple Project Planning With Excel Gantt Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2011\/05\/11\/simple-project-planning-with-excel-gantt-chart\/\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"iconganttchart\" border=\"0\" alt=\"iconganttchart\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/iconganttchart.png\" width=\"162\" height=\"147\" \/><\/a>When you figure out what a Gantt chart is, maybe you could explain it to the teacher.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I worked out a tricky Excel problem and felt pleased about it. It\u2019s moments like this when I wonder where my life went so wrong. <\/li>\n<li>Did I just spend 2 hours making one graph on Excel? Yup. <\/li>\n<li>after today, if I ever see an excel spreadsheet or a chart or a graph again, it will be too soon&#8230;..nearly 600 in 2 weeks! #nvivotraining <\/li>\n<li>Trying to work in Excel on the train\u2026 with a touchpad mouse\u2026 not good! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got \u00a342 to last me until November&#8230; And I want a Starbucks every day at college. Hi Microsoft Excel, work it out. <\/li>\n<li>Dang it I let myself get off on an excel tangent at work. It was fun but totally not what I needed to be doing right now. <\/li>\n<li>Doing Microsoft Excel like a boss today. Stand back. <\/li>\n<li>It is impossible to do this assignment. I don&#8217;t even know what a Gnatt chart is, let alone how to make my own using Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Figuring out how to make a pie chart on Excel is harder then the actual assignment. #theregoesanhourofmylife <\/li>\n<li>The majority of the people in my spreadsheet excel class have no idea how to use excel. Including the teacher <\/li>\n<li>I once had an assistant who went through an excel spreadsheet and deleted out all of the formulas and just typed in new #s. <\/li>\n<li>Do normal couples hover over a spreadsheet and argue MS Excel best practices? #marriage <\/li>\n<li>Sitting next to a group of girls making an excel spreadsheet of their potential boyfriends. Are we in fifth grade? <\/li>\n<li>You have to try flash fill and the real time data analysis tool, even easy pivot table creation. There goes lots of peoples jobs. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you, calculators and excel spreadsheets, for making me so stupid I can&#8217;t even add $300 and $650 together on my own anymore. <\/li>\n<li>PowerPivot has given me a headache a mile wide today<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you figure out what a Gantt chart is, maybe you could explain it to the teacher. Today I worked out a tricky Excel problem and felt pleased about it. It\u2019s moments like this when I wonder where my life went so wrong. Did I just spend 2 hours making one graph on Excel? Yup. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/06\/excel-twitter-20120906\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120906&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1699,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions\/1699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}