{"id":1701,"date":"2012-09-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2012-09-06T20:02:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T00:02:37","slug":"excel-twitter-20120907","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/07\/excel-twitter-20120907\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120907"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image2.png\" width=\"138\" height=\"137\" \/>An octopus graph sounds awesome. That might be worth spending $40,000 to learn \u2013 if you have a computer.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>More than 50% of my MGMT301 class don&#8217;t know how to make a bar graph on Excel. #blesstheirsouls #poorchildren <\/li>\n<li>My boss just told me that I&#8217;m weird because I like excel so much. Chalking that one up as a compliment! <\/li>\n<li>Wasting an hour of my time because some luddite can&#8217;t grasp the basics of a pivot table. Not happy. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Excel, I know you&#8217;re tired too but we need to get this report done, please start responding. Love Ms. Overtime. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without excel. More time spent drawing pie charts with pencils I guess <\/li>\n<li>Really pivot tables in Excel might be the best thing Microsoft ever did, ever. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft &#8211; the PowerPivot service application is way too fragile. Get some thought behind this please. Love, me. <\/li>\n<li>This man is teaching us Excel .. let me tell you the problem . None of us have computers but him -_____- <\/li>\n<li>Its been an above average day for the &quot;Hughes Daily Hair-loss&quot; chart I&#8217;ve made in Excel. Another stressful day ahead for tomorrow. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m glad we are paying $40,000 a year for a class to teach me how to make a pie chart on excel&#8230;. #learnedthisin7thgrade #wasteoftime <\/li>\n<li>Hi I&#8217;m Lindsay and I know how to vectorize octopus graphics on Adobe Illustrator CS6 but can&#8217;t make a pie chart in Excel to save my life <\/li>\n<li>After spending 9am-3pm (literally) squinting at an excel chart, I just found out I have to start COMPLETELY over. I. Hate. Everything. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s Excitement brought to me by&#8230;.Creating a colorful excel chart&#8230;#InnerGeekExposed <\/li>\n<li>Stop color coding data in excel, you can&#8217;t filter\/sort, what do the colors mean &amp; it looks like a skittles spreadsheet #life of an analyst <\/li>\n<li>Love people watching commuters on the train, usuallly sweating over some excel spreadsheet #workingworld <\/li>\n<li>Doing the &quot;excel macro so large and time consuming&quot; dance. Be back in 4 hours. #work <\/li>\n<li>our professor just went over how to open an excel worksheet. this is going to take forever!!! <\/li>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t realize I was taking an Excel class. #fml <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ______________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An octopus graph sounds awesome. That might be worth spending $40,000 to learn \u2013 if you have a computer. More than 50% of my MGMT301 class don&#8217;t know how to make a bar graph on Excel. #blesstheirsouls #poorchildren My boss just told me that I&#8217;m weird because I like excel so much. Chalking that one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/07\/excel-twitter-20120907\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120907&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}