{"id":1704,"date":"2012-09-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2012-09-09T16:19:07","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T20:19:07","slug":"excel-twitter-20120910","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/10\/excel-twitter-20120910\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120910"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image3.png\" width=\"158\" height=\"130\" \/>If you make your mom a burrito, she might wake up and help you with those Excel charts. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mom, wake up please, and teach me how to make a graph on Excel, thanks. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel will be the end of me. I am a human being, I have fingers, and there is a pencil. I can plot a graph by myself. <\/li>\n<li>my dad messed up the excel chart I asked him to make for me <\/li>\n<li>Received a message from a chap on an online dating site saying he&#8217;d like to &#8216;chart with me&#8217;. Excel is clearly trying to take over my life. <\/li>\n<li>I can do anything in Excel. As long as it doesn&#8217;t require a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Watching YouTube videos on excel pivot tables #thelowpoint <\/li>\n<li>This afternoon I&#8217;m showing people how to create #pareto charts in #excel. That&#8217;s pareto not burrito! <\/li>\n<li>If I was a Pokemon my weakness would be Excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>yep it&#8217;s official i have never hated a spreadsheet as much as i hate this one. excel i curse your autosave, it did not work. <\/li>\n<li>You know you work in a cubicle when you get pumped about setting up accounting functions on Excel correctly. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Finally finished my personnel expenses worksheet on Excel.!! Those were the most difficult formulas ever&#8230;5 more spreadsheets to go<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you make your mom a burrito, she might wake up and help you with those Excel charts. Mom, wake up please, and teach me how to make a graph on Excel, thanks. Microsoft Excel will be the end of me. I am a human being, I have fingers, and there is a pencil. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/10\/excel-twitter-20120910\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120910&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1705,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions\/1705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}