{"id":1707,"date":"2012-09-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1707"},"modified":"2012-09-10T19:37:58","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T23:37:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20120911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/11\/excel-twitter-20120911\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120911"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image4.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"122\" \/>If the numbers guy doesn&#8217;t know how to make a pivot table, that&#8217;s bad news. How will you make it look like you&#8217;ve hit your target?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Never understood the appeal of setting Excel calculation to Manual. Oh, hello 40&#215;500000 cell worksheet almost wholly made of vlookups&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>If anyone needs me, I&#8217;ll be over here, staring intently at this pivot table and sobbing quietly. It&#8217;s a life of surprises. <\/li>\n<li>All I want to do is formulate a simple pie chart showing my love for different kinds of cake; what is wrong with you Microsoft Excel?!! <\/li>\n<li>The boss just yelled at someone for not being good enough at Excel to be able to make these results look like we&#8217;d actually hit our target. <\/li>\n<li>I love having my time wasted while Excel thinks and thinks&#8230;.. and thinks&#8230;&#8230; and thinks&#8230;&#8230; #fail <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s time to admit a problem when I&#8217;ve created a color-coded excel spreadsheet for our TV shows #FallTVschedule <\/li>\n<li>I figured out how to make a graph on Excel, and now I feel really accomplished. <\/li>\n<li>Are you kidding me? Company hired a new guy and he doesn&#8217;t even know the basic functionality of an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>A list of 5 things does not need to be an excel spreadsheet! STOP THE MADNESS! <\/li>\n<li>My boss added an extra pivot table to my weekly utilization reports and now I feel like I&#8217;ve been inappropriately caressed. <\/li>\n<li>No one showed up for work today. Also, I broke Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Every time I look at an excel spreadsheet a fairy dies. <\/li>\n<li>Tweet planning is so much easier in #excel, why didn&#8217;t I do this sooner? I love you character count function! #socialmedia #tip <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t wanna sound like a badass or anything, but I made it to the bottom of an excel spreadsheet once during class <\/li>\n<li>hey there I love excel spreadsheets, and thats not a metaphor for anything <\/li>\n<li>I hate group projects. Example: &quot;I&#8217;m a numbers guy, I know stats.&quot; &#8211; Doesn&#8217;t know how to make a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>I need to go back to 7th grade and learn how to work with excel -__- <\/li>\n<li>Stupid Excel is trying to remove my habit of typing both parenthesis and then typing inside. WELL BAD NEWS, PAL.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the numbers guy doesn&#8217;t know how to make a pivot table, that&#8217;s bad news. How will you make it look like you&#8217;ve hit your target? Never understood the appeal of setting Excel calculation to Manual. Oh, hello 40&#215;500000 cell worksheet almost wholly made of vlookups&#8230; If anyone needs me, I&#8217;ll be over here, staring &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/11\/excel-twitter-20120911\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120911&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1708,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1707\/revisions\/1708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}