{"id":1710,"date":"2012-09-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2012-09-11T20:01:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T00:01:30","slug":"excel-twitter-20120912","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/12\/excel-twitter-20120912\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120912"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image5.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"95\" \/> Do not try to create crazy Excel charts at home, or you might end up with nightmares. Stick to a simple scatter chart, or just scatter some paper on your desk.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First working day after leaving my job, ex boss phones to ask how to use Excel #genius <\/li>\n<li>They should design Excel so that you can choose if you want a tab to be a worksheet or a Word-type document. That way u can have 1 file! <\/li>\n<li>Tip of the day: if you scatter papers all over your desk and open a random excel spreadsheet, you will appear busy. You&#8217;re welcome. <\/li>\n<li>I now know what to do when you accidentally hide every cell in an Excel worksheet. My, erm, friend did it and I helped him. <\/li>\n<li>My Excel spreadsheet has no column A. How is this possible? Did I break it? <\/li>\n<li>When you were a kid ghosts &amp; vampires haunted you now it&#8217;s excel sheets &amp; graphs #nightmare <\/li>\n<li>Nothing like opening an Excel spreadsheet, just to double check, and finding it completely empty. <\/li>\n<li>My boss thought I was amazing because I changed the colors and fonts of things in Microsoft excel&#8230; #illtakeit <\/li>\n<li>An excel class? As in formulas and pivot tables? Bring alcohol. <\/li>\n<li>As with haute couture, these fancy chart designs are fun to look at, but should probably never actually be used #Excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tnyyh6tA\">https:\/\/t.co\/tnyyh6tA<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If I could work with Excel documents all day long I&#8217;d be one giddy girl #geek <\/li>\n<li>Best of Prince makes dealing with Excel charts more bearable. Though does involve embarrassingly enthusiastic foot tapping. <\/li>\n<li>It pays to have a 5th grader. She just showed me whiz-bang chart formatting in Excel that I never knew. So I guess she is smarter than I am. <\/li>\n<li>Ways 2 Look Busy at Work: #7 Open Excel &amp; start making a nonsensical spreadsheet or 1 of your fav bars ranked by drink price and ambiance. <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s almost funny how a computer program can make you feel so stupid and helpless. #excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel was doing pivot tables before pivoting was even cool. <\/li>\n<li>OK people! I won&#8217;t try to save lives if you won&#8217;t try to &quot;fix&quot; an excel spreadsheet. M&#8217;kay? K. Thx bye. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m flying to Dallas tomorrow for an advanced Excel workshop taught by two Microsoft MVPs. My boss calls it Jedi Master training. <\/li>\n<li>Interesting, when you group and collapse cells which are the source of chart, chart contents disappear. #Epiphany #Eureka #Wow #Excel <\/li>\n<li>Today is turning into one of those &#8216;crash Excel every five minutes&#8217; type of days. #fml<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not try to create crazy Excel charts at home, or you might end up with nightmares. Stick to a simple scatter chart, or just scatter some paper on your desk. First working day after leaving my job, ex boss phones to ask how to use Excel #genius They should design Excel so that you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/12\/excel-twitter-20120912\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120912&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1711,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions\/1711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}