{"id":1713,"date":"2012-09-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2012-09-12T20:10:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T00:10:03","slug":"excel-twitter-20120913","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20120913\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120913"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image6.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"93\" \/>After you waste two hours struggling with a chart or pivot table, call your nephew, the finance guy, to see if he can help. It&#8217;s better than throwing your computer out the window.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love when my boyfriend decreases my work stress by writing Excel formulas for me! #DatingANerdIsHandy <\/li>\n<li>What my night consists of: Excel, stupid formulas, wrong data, and crappy charts. **** #homework #excel #chart <\/li>\n<li>Getting annoyed with this prof because she isn&#8217;t using a quicker excel function for this problem. I am a nerd <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to say thanks to Mrs. Rhodes, and enabling me to be a boss at using Excel. Even if it is just for football playbooks. <\/li>\n<li>That moment when you make changes to data, refresh the pivot table and all the numbers come out the way you want. Yeah that! #geektweet <\/li>\n<li>After a full minute of confusion, finally realized Excel hides the &quot;Import&quot; menu item when you have an chart (rather than a cell) selected. <\/li>\n<li>The finance guy is unsuccessfully trying to explain a Excel spreadsheet to a tech-challenged Uncle on the phone. I wonder who will first 1\/2 <\/li>\n<li>Today I taught my boss how to use sort in Excel. He acted like I invented the wheel. Next week, he&#8217;ll forget how. #jobsecurity <\/li>\n<li>Just wasted 2 hours of my life unsuccessfully trying to insert a bar graph into a lab report. I&#8217;m officially never using Excel again. #fml <\/li>\n<li>My boss is really making me stay here til she figures out how to work this excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>In case you were wondering, there are 1,048,576 rows in an excel spreadsheet. I found this out accidentally. <\/li>\n<li>&quot;Wow! Everybody comes to you with excel questions huh? What are you the excel evangelist?&quot; -my boss to my coworker **** <\/li>\n<li>i think the only thing this professor lives for is making charts on excel&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Two hr battle w\/ pivot tables lost. What a waste of time. I could&#8217;ve answered hw question in 5 min with a regular Excel sheet. #angrytweet <\/li>\n<li>Have a very convoluted Excel worksheet going equating liters of mixers needed per guest vs. cases of coke. #costco <\/li>\n<li>Constantly asked by coworkers if i can make a web form that looks like an Excel spreadsheet\u2026 Maybe you should just use Excel, guys. <\/li>\n<li>The sound of an Excel spreadsheet being hurled through a plate glass window is surprisingly beautiful.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After you waste two hours struggling with a chart or pivot table, call your nephew, the finance guy, to see if he can help. It&#8217;s better than throwing your computer out the window. I love when my boyfriend decreases my work stress by writing Excel formulas for me! #DatingANerdIsHandy What my night consists of: Excel, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/13\/excel-twitter-20120913\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120913&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1714,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions\/1714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}