{"id":1719,"date":"2012-09-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1719"},"modified":"2012-09-16T10:56:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-16T14:56:46","slug":"excel-twitter-20120917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20120917\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120917"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image8.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"163\" \/> Don&#8217;t judge me on my Excel colour choices! That might erase another precious childhood memory, or force me to write a song about spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&quot;If you understand this, your life will be very easy&#8230;.. in Excel at least.&quot; Hilarity at Sunday work training. <\/li>\n<li>Going to make the daddy of all sandwiches &amp; then plan my life out with the help of an excel spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The guy performing at work is singing a song he wrote about Microsoft excel omg <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m confident I could reach the Final Four of Excel chart making. It&#8217;s my speed that would get me there. <\/li>\n<li>I had to use Microsoft Excel at work today so now I know another thing I&#8217;m terrible at. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel&#8217;s pivot tables are the Soul music to my James Brown #Ifeelgood #IknewthatIwould #sogood #sogood #cozIgotcellsandformulas <\/li>\n<li>Work w\/ Excel long enough and everything, even ppl, start looking like functions that need to go in their proper cells. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m pretty sure we can divvy this up fairly. You can keep all the Excel charts, and I&#8217;ll keep all the Google ones <\/li>\n<li>For a more accurate account of what I do at work my job title should be changed to &#8216;Excel support&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>I really regret skipping out on the excel spreadsheet class. #serious <\/li>\n<li>irrationally scared that for every moment i work with excel, a joyous childhood memory vanishes from my consciousness <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheets are way too much fun. I live to make bubble charts. #sarcastictweet #oramIbeingserious? You will never kn0o0ow <\/li>\n<li>Somehow my boss is making me work excel when I haven&#8217;t done it since freshman year of high school. #whatamidoing #uh <\/li>\n<li>My Excel skills are&#8230; off the charts. <\/li>\n<li>Simple. Just put all of them into an excel spreadsheet, make the cells giant, and throw a dart at the screen. <\/li>\n<li>Scatterplots are the easiest types graphs in excel you can create, yet they are the only graph I can&#8217;t seem to get right. <\/li>\n<li>Colorblind Excel guy just went off on an epic rant about how his boss &#8216;fixes&#8217; his charts. Hilarious. <\/li>\n<li>Why yes, I do judge you based on the way you color code your Excel grid.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t judge me on my Excel colour choices! That might erase another precious childhood memory, or force me to write a song about spreadsheets. &quot;If you understand this, your life will be very easy&#8230;.. in Excel at least.&quot; Hilarity at Sunday work training. Going to make the daddy of all sandwiches &amp; then plan my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/17\/excel-twitter-20120917\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120917&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1720,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions\/1720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}