{"id":1725,"date":"2012-09-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2012-09-18T17:02:26","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T21:02:26","slug":"excel-twitter-20120919","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/19\/excel-twitter-20120919\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120919"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image10.png\" width=\"157\" height=\"110\" \/>When you finish the code that listens for Christmas sleigh bells, please send me a copy. I&#8217;ll send you the $10 that I found in my jeans (if I still have it).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Took the day off and still ended up producing an Excel pivot table and chart (for personal finances). What is wrong with me. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so bad at making charts on Excel. My brain so does not work that way.. #DamnYouLeftBraineders&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Going to write a piece of code now that checks for Christmas Day by listening out for sleigh bells and checking my bank balance. #excel #vba <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve forgotten everything you learnt in your high school computer classes when you google how to to make a chart in excel. <\/li>\n<li>so apparently if your Excel workbook contains more than 15 worksheets, complex formulas and 3000+ lines, it bombs continuously #bleedingeyes <\/li>\n<li>I love how my professor obsessive compulsively centers all the cells in Excel <\/li>\n<li>Oh snap, learning how to create pivot tables in Excel at work today&#8230;watch out world!! #ExcelNerd <\/li>\n<li>Just customized some macro code for Excel&#8230; Yay for Google. <\/li>\n<li>Why is Microsoft Excel so dumb it won&#8217;t open another workbook when you are editing a cell?? I can&#8217;t get it. <\/li>\n<li>I found $10 in my jeans AND made a 100 on my Excel assignment. Today has been more like the rainy days I love. #iloverain #happyday <\/li>\n<li>Just learnt how to make bad-ass graphs in excel and I am feeling gooooooood!!! #ilovespreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>What good is an analyst that doesn&#8217;t know how to operate pivot tables in Excel??? <\/li>\n<li>Just made the dopest thing ever in excel. The boss loves it. <\/li>\n<li>Only person in my class that knows how to work Excel therefore I challenge myself to playing Spider Solitaire whilst doing assignment. <\/li>\n<li>Why is the Excel LOOKUP function so f&#8217;ing difficult to use? I&#8217;ve seen assembly code that&#8217;s more user friendly. <\/li>\n<li>So today I have spent 3 and a half hours alternating between swearing at flow charts and swearing at excel &#8211; glamorous life this eh?! <\/li>\n<li>How many designers does it take to print an Excel spreadsheet correctly? Three and counting&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t even count how many concerts I&#8217;ve been to.. oh wait, yes I can. I have an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you finish the code that listens for Christmas sleigh bells, please send me a copy. I&#8217;ll send you the $10 that I found in my jeans (if I still have it). Took the day off and still ended up producing an Excel pivot table and chart (for personal finances). What is wrong with me. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/19\/excel-twitter-20120919\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120919&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1726,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}