{"id":1728,"date":"2012-09-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2012-09-19T19:36:11","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T23:36:11","slug":"excel-twitter-20120920","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20120920\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120920"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image11.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"115\" \/> Sure, but could a British boy show you how to make a chart with an exploding coin? Or would you have to search for that on YouTube?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just answered my boss&#8217; MS Excel question with &quot;Is forbidden!!&quot;, in the voice of the creepy alien from #StarTrek III. I need a vacation. <\/li>\n<li>You can never have too much spreadsheet. Or cowbell. But mostly spreadsheet. I totally live by my Excel outlines. <\/li>\n<li>Just closed my excel sheet that I&#8217;ve been working on for over an hour and clicked &quot;don&#8217;t save&quot; #fml #imanidiot #problemsofacollegestudent <\/li>\n<li>My budget on an Excel spreadsheet has corrupted. Does this mean I have too much or not enough money? <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s official. Excel formulas are more complicated than HTML code. The formulas on this spreadsheet are doing my head in! :\/ <\/li>\n<li>I work with people who don&#8217;t know the difference between a spreadsheet and a tab, and a column and a row. We work on excel all day. <\/li>\n<li>thank god for youtube and the little british boy that just taught me how to make a pie chart on excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel formulas is just not enough. I do need to learn how to code.. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t care about stupid &quot;if&quot; statements in Excel #itsnaptime <\/li>\n<li>I have 6 half-written emails, 2 voicemails on my cell, 3 on my work line and an excel worksheet that looks like robot talk. I need a beer. <\/li>\n<li>PRETTY PLEASE someone who has taken comp sci, meet me at Starbucks at 3 and teach me how to make charts on Excel. This is an urgent tragedy. <\/li>\n<li>Wifey has just discovered a \u00a31 coin chart for excel. She thinks it would be better if it could explode into different coins for partitioning <\/li>\n<li>Just saved myself another 5 hours of work using an Excel formula that took 2 minutes to write. Love it. <\/li>\n<li>I just created a monthly budget excel spreadsheet. Happy half birthday to me. #23.5 #oldandpoor <\/li>\n<li>OH at MCC \u201cThey\u2019re making me take some stupid excel class. I\u2019m going into business, I\u2019m never going to use that.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>I suppose &#8216;people watching&#8217; is only a whimsical, harmless pastime if you don&#8217;t note their daily movements in an Excel spreadsheet after. <\/li>\n<li>I literally had to show a coworker how to make an excel spreadsheet. She had me write down each step-left click, right click highlight **** <\/li>\n<li>That sad moment when you try to high five people at work b\/c you managed to make excel do what it&#8217;s supposed to <\/li>\n<li>Boss: &quot;Steve, you&#8217;re good at Excel, right?&quot; Me: *opens Google* &quot;Sure, what do you need?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Work sent a few of us to an advanced pivot table class. There have been many oooh&#8217;s and aaah&#8217;s. #nerdalert <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, but could a British boy show you how to make a chart with an exploding coin? Or would you have to search for that on YouTube? Just answered my boss&#8217; MS Excel question with &quot;Is forbidden!!&quot;, in the voice of the creepy alien from #StarTrek III. I need a vacation. You can never have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/20\/excel-twitter-20120920\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120920&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1729,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions\/1729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}