{"id":1731,"date":"2012-09-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2012-09-23T11:00:19","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T15:00:19","slug":"excel-twitter-20120924","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/24\/excel-twitter-20120924\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120924"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image12.png\" width=\"136\" height=\"124\" \/>Your day will go better if you wear a super cute outfit, and drink coffee, while working on those tough pivot table problems.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It is a mistake to think you can solve any problem just with potatoes or Microsoft excel <\/li>\n<li>I think i have a problem&#8230;..making a list on excel just calmed me down!!!! #organize <\/li>\n<li>Boss asked siri how to use microsoft excel :\/ cool bro <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I&#8217;d live to see the day that I needed 10k rows in an excel workbook. It&#8217;s so beautiful. <\/li>\n<li>After several attempts of making this pivot table work, I gave up, got coffee, tried again, and it worked! Magic. #coffeefixeseverything <\/li>\n<li>I am not in the mood whatsoever to create an excel worksheet to do the accounting cycle for a pretend company with pretend data <\/li>\n<li>Pitching a musical on spreadsheets. Already penned a gospel rejoice on formulae and reckon I can sort a pivot table tap dance. #backtowork <\/li>\n<li>I always flirt with the concept of dumping Excel for Numbers, but then I think, do I really need another spreadsheet program in my life? <\/li>\n<li>I &#8216;heart&#8217; pivot tables. Thanks Excel. Given me extra time for a cup of tea and a Twitter break. Now if only it could say what it all means? <\/li>\n<li>I have no clue why strangers keep complimenting me today but apparently I have a super cute outfit on &amp; I make nice graphs on Excel #thanks <\/li>\n<li>Our IT problem tracker has an issue &quot;Excel is being a dick&quot; as status &quot;resolved&quot;. Unlikely. <\/li>\n<li>did you know that all cells regenerate so after 10 years you have a completely different excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Client called to ask if I could stop by Monday to make the letters bigger on the excel spreadsheet I built her. Lost Cause? <\/li>\n<li>Talking to a fellow mac owner&#8230;&quot;why don&#8217;t you use Windows to do your excel graph&quot; Me &quot;Nahhh it&#8217;s never that serious&quot; <\/li>\n<li>That feeling when you just know your excel spreadsheet isn&#8217;t going to recover your documents <\/li>\n<li>Did I seriously just Google &quot;How to make a bar chart in Excel&quot;? I swear Excel was simpler when I used it in primary school. <\/li>\n<li>I used to make bar charts on Excel for fun when I was younger. I was a strange child.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your day will go better if you wear a super cute outfit, and drink coffee, while working on those tough pivot table problems. It is a mistake to think you can solve any problem just with potatoes or Microsoft excel I think i have a problem&#8230;..making a list on excel just calmed me down!!!! #organize &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/24\/excel-twitter-20120924\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120924&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}