{"id":1734,"date":"2012-09-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2012-09-25T19:51:40","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T23:51:40","slug":"excel-twitter-20120926","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/26\/excel-twitter-20120926\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120926"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image13.png\" width=\"143\" height=\"143\" \/>Don&#8217;t worry \u2013 I have those Excel dreams too. Let&#8217;s blame the NFL replacement #REF!s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just used Excel to convert data to percentages, then multiply by chart height to get accurate pixels. All hope is gone. #dataNerd <\/li>\n<li>My boss wants me to put all this info on an excel spread sheet. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever used excel for real life. Wish me luck.. <\/li>\n<li>Next time my Excel spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t work, I&#8217;m going to blame the replacement #REF!s. #NFL <\/li>\n<li>anyone else have dreams where they work out how to finish off the formatting of an excel spreadsheet? just me? right then, carry on&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>100% convinced that when I go to hell I will be forced to work in Microsoft Excel for all eternity <\/li>\n<li>Just created the most beautiful Excel spreadsheet you probably have ever seen but knowing me it&#8217;s completely incorrect. <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m too stupid to create #pivot table in #excel, but I&#8217;m a hero in modifying them \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Man I love Microsoft excel! How thoughtful of it to hide all my graphs from me in a teeny left hand box. I had a total of 37 sheets going. <\/li>\n<li>VLOOKUP inside COUNTIF inside AVERAGE inside HLOOKUP pulling from a pivot table. MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING #ihateNAerrors #excelprobs **** <\/li>\n<li>Excel just turned all of my dates in a chart to 1900. Well played, Microsoft, well played. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is AMAZING! Watch out world, soon I&#8217;ll have harnessed the power of the pivot table <\/li>\n<li>I love that Microsoft thought to allow Excel to sort columns by color. I can&#8217;t think of a usecase, but someone&#8217;s happy it&#8217;s there, I&#8217;m sure. <\/li>\n<li>OK code nerds, let&#8217;s play Who Wants To Troubleshoot Alan&#8217;s Excel Macro? [dramatic music, Laker Girls with t-shirt guns] <\/li>\n<li>I have yet again screwed up a graph&#8230;it said &quot;#NAME?&quot; yes, excel. I have a name. <\/li>\n<li>One day, somebody in my lab will send me an Excel spreadsheet that contains no errors. And I will appreciate it, a lot. <\/li>\n<li>Awh bless my mother. She thinks I&#8217;m some sort of genius because I can put numbers into an Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m going to use part of my training funds to take a &quot;Power User&quot; Excel class. I want to learn how to do a Pivot Chart.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t worry \u2013 I have those Excel dreams too. Let&#8217;s blame the NFL replacement #REF!s. I just used Excel to convert data to percentages, then multiply by chart height to get accurate pixels. All hope is gone. #dataNerd My boss wants me to put all this info on an excel spread sheet. I don&#8217;t think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/26\/excel-twitter-20120926\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120926&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1735,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions\/1735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}