{"id":1737,"date":"2012-09-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2012-09-27T19:05:56","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T23:05:56","slug":"excel-twitter-20120928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/28\/excel-twitter-20120928\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120928"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image14.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"110\" \/>Where did your life go wrong? Did you forget to alphabetize? Was it a result of dedication or procrastination or time wasted on Excel Gantt charts?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In a given week, my boss talks to me about this excel spreadsheet for at least 10 hours. Today, we are talking about color coding:( <\/li>\n<li>That awkward moment when you break everything you and your boss did on Excel. #Oops #Fired <\/li>\n<li>Crap. I just found myself smiling while working with Excel. Do formulas &amp; pivot tables really bring me joy? WHAT HAVE I BECOME?? #fb <\/li>\n<li>The moment when your excel amortization problem solves correctly: priceless. <\/li>\n<li>For the love of sweet baby jesus, don&#8217;t use excel if your not going to organize and alphabetize it! Literally takes two extra clicks. ****** <\/li>\n<li>Having to create a pivot table in Excel makes you wonder where you&#8217;re life went wrong. <\/li>\n<li>&quot;Whenever you mention pivot tables in excel, it&#8217;s like you&#8217;ve crossed over into black arts or something.&quot; so entertained by #dc12 roadshow <\/li>\n<li>Did my 1st excel work by myself. Ok I had a lil help bt I still did it. <\/li>\n<li>Wrote the coolest lil filter &amp; calculations for my wifes worksheet all night #GoodHusband #Excel #VBA #Macro #HashtagsAreAnnoying <\/li>\n<li>Student sent me an email saying she spent the afternoon youtubing how to graph on excel. #dedication or #procrastination on something else? <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s taking all my willpower to remain professional after figuring out how to work this complicated excel file. Wanna do a hump dance. <\/li>\n<li>Creating line charts in Excel and drinking beer. This is my life. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/5emTLQBG\">http:\/\/t.co\/5emTLQBG<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I thought my film project&#8217;d be giving me anxiety over the next week. That was before I sat down to make a chart in Microsoft #Excel&#8230; #HELP <\/li>\n<li>If I send you an excel worksheet..why would you print it, highlight it and MAIL it back to me? #TechFail <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done it. Broke Microsoft Excel. Pivot tables no longer grab the right data. It&#8217;s broken. Now what? <\/li>\n<li>Can I just tell twitter how much I love Excel formulas!? #MakingAccountingEASY! <\/li>\n<li>I am an excel spreadsheet ninja!!! Just so you know. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I just discovered by accident that Ctrl+N opens up a brand new Excel worksheet. Today is a good day. <\/li>\n<li>How much time is wasted trying to use Excel to make useful Gantt charts? Too much.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where did your life go wrong? Did you forget to alphabetize? Was it a result of dedication or procrastination or time wasted on Excel Gantt charts? In a given week, my boss talks to me about this excel spreadsheet for at least 10 hours. Today, we are talking about color coding:( That awkward moment when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/09\/28\/excel-twitter-20120928\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120928&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1738,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions\/1738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}