{"id":1740,"date":"2012-10-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1740"},"modified":"2012-09-30T21:44:01","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T01:44:01","slug":"excel-twitter-20121001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20121001\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/image15.png\" width=\"127\" height=\"150\" \/>If you&#8217;re only as hot as your last worksheet, you&#8217;d better skip the pool parties and focus on that budget. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My Excel teacher just stopped in the middle of class and goes, &quot;Oooh, I just love this stuff! It&#8217;s so fun!&quot; #crazycatlady <\/li>\n<li>Just made the most perfect chart on Excel:) #nerdtweet <\/li>\n<li>Chances are increasing rapidly that I&#8217;m going to slam my fist through an Excel workbook screen. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really getting into my 20s. Have a excel ssheet budget, I listen to NPR to\/from work, Im trying to run, and I hate high fructose crnsyp <\/li>\n<li>Instead of doing project work, I&#8217;m making an excel sheet of all the drinks I know how to make. #LesserofTwoEvils <\/li>\n<li>the best part of an excel book is usually the Pivot Table <\/li>\n<li>My boss keeps claiming that &quot;Excel Queen, Emperess of Projects&quot; is not an official grade or recognised role. <\/li>\n<li>Charts, Excel, numbers, receipts, McDonald&#8217;s, and coffee. #mydayinanutshell #goodwiththebad <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m meant to be at a pool party but insted i&#8217;m here working with Pivot table slicers. I need a new hobby and friends #sadlittleman <\/li>\n<li>So I had to work yesterday right, and my boss gone get mad at ME cause HE ain&#8217;t know how to use excel -____- <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re only as hot as your last excel spreadsheet, that&#8217;s what I always say <\/li>\n<li>literally been starring at my screen for 15 minutes trying to figure out how to make a pie chart on excel. #igotnothin <\/li>\n<li>Thought i was an excel wiz, my boss just saved me an hour with two clicks. #owned <\/li>\n<li>Publishing can be terribly glamorous except when those giants #excel, #grids and #charts darken your door. <\/li>\n<li>I always make graphs on PowerPoint and then paste them onto Word or Excel <\/li>\n<li>Sippin coffee and filling out excel spreadsheets like a boss.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re only as hot as your last worksheet, you&#8217;d better skip the pool parties and focus on that budget. My Excel teacher just stopped in the middle of class and goes, &quot;Oooh, I just love this stuff! It&#8217;s so fun!&quot; #crazycatlady Just made the most perfect chart on Excel:) #nerdtweet Chances are increasing rapidly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/01\/excel-twitter-20121001\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121001&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1741,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions\/1741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}