{"id":1743,"date":"2012-10-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1743"},"modified":"2012-10-02T19:32:20","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T23:32:20","slug":"excel-twitter-20121003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/03\/excel-twitter-20121003\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"79\" \/>If Excel is giving you nightmares, try to avoid the omnishambles, and stop using radar charts.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Terror is knowing that somewhere, somehow, a gov&#8217;t employee is using a calculator to fill in values in an Excel &#8217;97 spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I guess I don&#8217;t know Excel as well as I thought I did. WTH is a pivot table? #mybrainhurts <\/li>\n<li>that spreadsheet had over 8,000 cells. this genius was deleting information..wait for it..cell by cell. *blankstare* <\/li>\n<li>the bio teacher is having the time of his life on this excel worksheet that shows natural selection and we&#8217;re all dying. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s like the Excel gods do not want me to work tonight. <\/li>\n<li>User looking for VBA to add a series to an #Excel radar chart. The only correct answer: stop using radar charts! <\/li>\n<li>One of my Excel pet peeves is when a workbook is sent out in &quot;Page Break Preview&quot; mode. Switch it to &quot;Normal&quot; to keep your spread cred. <\/li>\n<li>Just had a stupid nightmare that woke me up. I couldn&#8217;t figure out something in MS Excel, clicked the wrong thing and erased everything. O.o <\/li>\n<li>Being asked to complete an Excel spreadsheet form that doesn&#8217;t have autoformatting smacks of laziness. You couldn&#8217;t format it &#8211; why should I <\/li>\n<li>Oh my gawd. If you create a giant honking Excel report at work, it&#8217;s called freaking FREEZE PANES. DO IT OR DIE BY MY HAND. #NGoD <\/li>\n<li>The moment when you realize you have to dumb down your Excel work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>It would be nice if Excel allowed simple suppression of zero value chart data labels. Also: world peace. <\/li>\n<li>Such a rooky mistake! Just lost 4 and a half hours work. Ty excel filters, you deceiving swine. #couldscream Guess I&#8217;ll have to start again. <\/li>\n<li>Solidly in the &quot;hate&quot; phase of my love-hate relationship with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>We love Excel. We love Excell. Say it with me. Maybe we&#8217;ll start believing it. We love Excel. #charts. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Loving the fact that every speaker so far has leveraged a pivot table to illustrate their point. #smx <\/li>\n<li>I think I found a bug in Excel :\/ and&#8230; lost a bunch of work&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve reached the last spreadsheet page in excel, I&#8217;m putting it on my cv. <\/li>\n<li>My face is blank, but my eyes are saying &quot;I&#8217;m freelance, I&#8217;m not here after tomorrow. Sort out your own excel spreadsheet omnishambles.&quot;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel is giving you nightmares, try to avoid the omnishambles, and stop using radar charts. Terror is knowing that somewhere, somehow, a gov&#8217;t employee is using a calculator to fill in values in an Excel &#8217;97 spreadsheet. I guess I don&#8217;t know Excel as well as I thought I did. WTH is a pivot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/03\/excel-twitter-20121003\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121003&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1743"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1744,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1743\/revisions\/1744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}