{"id":1746,"date":"2012-10-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2012-10-06T19:42:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T23:42:42","slug":"excel-twitter-20121008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/08\/excel-twitter-20121008\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image1.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"160\" \/>If you don&#8217;t have a pet bird that will help with your Excel work, maybe the guy sitting beside you on the train would have some advice. Or, ask the auditor to help you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>But there&#8217;s no audit trail with a pivot table. So auditors don&#8217;t like &#8217;em. That&#8217;s why I use &#8217;em. <\/li>\n<li>Apparently some people think that my color-coded 2pg excel worksheet Christmas list is overkill. *blank stare* I like gift giving, ok? D &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Excel charts cause my happy neurons to fire. THEY&#8217;RESONEAT. #punny <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re an accounting geek when you use pivot tables and filters for your wedding\/social excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>When you start writing nested Excel logic functions that are as long as your forearm, you should probably just learn to code. <\/li>\n<li>The internet is much more interesting than this excel worksheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Just solved a coworkers problem by reminding him Excel assumes angles are in radians, not degrees. This was followed by much swearing <\/li>\n<li>this problem is because of fonts? FONTS, EXCEL??? <\/li>\n<li>Me when the ability to change worksheet tab colours was added to Excel: OMG! THAT&#8217;S AWESOME. #massiveloser #Excelnerd #notactuallyuseful <\/li>\n<li>Anyone know how to create MariMekko charts?in excel? I have all the raw data! #desperate #excel #help #chart <\/li>\n<li>I am still surprised that there are no really good chart\/graph tools. Try creating a good looking world map in Microsoft Excel. Good luck! <\/li>\n<li>Just received an Excel workbook containing 10,000 sheets&#8230; :\\ <\/li>\n<li>A little homework in Excel before gaming. My pivot tables and arrays are becoming sexier by the version&#8230; All your data are belong to us. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not going to dress as an Excel spreadsheet for Halloween. That sums up my feelings. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve started to have Excel spreadsheet formula dreams. <\/li>\n<li>Now I have a Celtic genre radio station because my parakeet &amp; I love the sound of a fiddle and it just made this Excel spreadsheet more fun <\/li>\n<li>Traveling back to #CLT guy sitting beside me&#8217;s working on an Excel spreadsheet that could run NY stock market. . I&#8217;m playing Freecell. <\/li>\n<li>What a terrible day. Clearly, I need to take a &quot;creating complex charts in excel&quot; class.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t have a pet bird that will help with your Excel work, maybe the guy sitting beside you on the train would have some advice. Or, ask the auditor to help you. But there&#8217;s no audit trail with a pivot table. So auditors don&#8217;t like &#8217;em. That&#8217;s why I use &#8217;em. Apparently some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/08\/excel-twitter-20121008\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121008&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1747,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions\/1747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}