{"id":1749,"date":"2012-10-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2012-10-11T13:58:30","modified_gmt":"2012-10-11T17:58:30","slug":"excel-twitter-20121012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/12\/excel-twitter-20121012\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2.png\" width=\"124\" height=\"98\" \/>Yes, an Excel spreadsheet might be a terrifying Halloween costume, but what if it&#8217;s girly and obnoxious too? Would that be more or less terrifying?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Awesome. I&#8217;m being put to work using Excel. I wish everyday was like this. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done a spreadsheet of beers I want to try at the Nottingham beer festival. I am old and sad. There are over 1000 beers though! <\/li>\n<li>Just ate my whole lunch, and in that timeframe my damn Excel workbook still didn&#8217;t finish calculating (some kind of #problems) <\/li>\n<li>All I wanna do is curl up and eat soup and never see another math problem or excel spreadsheet for as long as I live. #longweek #humpday <\/li>\n<li>Just finished my 2013 budget for work and I was left with a $1 surplus? Work with me, Excel. Round down! <\/li>\n<li>Excel has become the MS project of young agile teams. The more time you spend in a spreadsheet, the less it reflects the truth. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel so much&#8230;but only when I use it for myself. I hate it at work. <\/li>\n<li>Hello, I&#8217;m your new boss. Can you show me how to use Excel? #WhatWouldYouDo? <\/li>\n<li>Death by Excel today. Not cool. It\u2019s not Excel that I have a problem with. It\u2019s these awful spreadsheets that some people dream up. <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ll be an Excel spreadsheet for Halloween. They are terrifying. <\/li>\n<li>Closed excel without saving it. That&#8217;ll show it who&#8217;s boss. Until tomorrow when I have to do it from scratch. <\/li>\n<li>Dying an Excel spreadsheet death today. Who knew Pivot Tables and Macros could cause panic attacks? <\/li>\n<li>I thought this wine would help me be able to make a pivot table but instead it&#8217;s making me want to call it quits <\/li>\n<li>i know i&#8217;m living the dream when the highlight of my day is getting to color code an excel spreadsheet&#8230;.!!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I can learn how to perform functions in Excel from a book. It\u2019s how to logically create a spreadsheet that is difficult. <\/li>\n<li>A new nerd step has been taketh. I just learned how to write an Excel code. <\/li>\n<li>making my excel presentation and charts obnoxious and girly. everyone at work must suffer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, an Excel spreadsheet might be a terrifying Halloween costume, but what if it&#8217;s girly and obnoxious too? Would that be more or less terrifying? Awesome. I&#8217;m being put to work using Excel. I wish everyday was like this. I&#8217;ve done a spreadsheet of beers I want to try at the Nottingham beer festival. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/12\/excel-twitter-20121012\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121012&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1750,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions\/1750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}