{"id":1752,"date":"2012-10-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2012-10-17T19:52:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T23:52:26","slug":"excel-twitter-20121018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/18\/excel-twitter-20121018\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image3.png\" width=\"87\" height=\"84\" \/>Do you write better Excel code in the shower? Or does Excel move like a snail, no matter where you are?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do you think &#8216;total&#8217; or &#8216;summary&#8217; is the most used worksheet name in MS Excel? <\/li>\n<li>If you really hate someone, make him work on a code or an excel model made by someone else. <\/li>\n<li>Just about had it w\/ MS Excel Mac today &#8211; moving like a snail because somebody put something invisible &amp; weird in spreadsheet, grrrrr <\/li>\n<li>Showed the people here how to make charts in Excel (really). I can say that if I get hit by a bus after leaving work today, I left my mark. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes the answer is an excel worksheet NOT word. #justsaying <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not even 9am and I&#8217;ve already managed to crash an Excel spreadsheet. Today is going to be one of those days \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>making colorful charts in excel sounded better before it became my job. <\/li>\n<li>Also I need to learn how to use excel tonight and make about 50 different graphs !!! Ahhhh <\/li>\n<li>Dear Employers &#8211; &quot;Use an excel spreadsheet&quot; and &quot;make it look pretty&quot; are not good instructions alone, even less so when combined. <\/li>\n<li>My daddy needs to teach me how to work Excel and make graphs. Thank the Lord, at least someone in the house knows. <\/li>\n<li>My head hurts. I&#8217;m trying to calculate graphs in Excel and rewrite Macros. These two do not mix. <\/li>\n<li>*writes a macro that makes a low res picture of bart simpson slowly fill the screen, emails to boss, dons &quot;excel 2010 thug&quot; tshirt* <\/li>\n<li>Just found out that Excel is sexist. Did a pie chart of male against female students and it picked blue for men &amp; red for women <\/li>\n<li>Printing out old excel documents from floppies. Just like a boss. <\/li>\n<li>Laptop out. Hello Excel, my friend *stroking keyboard lovingly*. Today I shall pivot you around many axes. You are mine *Evil laugh* <\/li>\n<li>I just thought of the perfect excel VBA code while having a shower. How geeky of me. ** <\/li>\n<li>I always feel slightly less confident in a scientist if the graph he&#8217;s using to show his results is made in Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> __________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you write better Excel code in the shower? Or does Excel move like a snail, no matter where you are? Do you think &#8216;total&#8217; or &#8216;summary&#8217; is the most used worksheet name in MS Excel? If you really hate someone, make him work on a code or an excel model made by someone else. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/18\/excel-twitter-20121018\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121018&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}