{"id":1755,"date":"2012-10-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1755"},"modified":"2012-10-21T19:49:28","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T23:49:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20121022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/22\/excel-twitter-20121022\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image4.png\" width=\"136\" height=\"127\" \/>Sure, you can build cool Excel charts, and do a copy and paste. But can you replace an electrical outlet, and stay sane?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No rush in life as great as the cycling of the sheets of an excel spreadsheet when you hit &quot;enable macros&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Scratch that, how people can work with excel their whole life and remain sane is a mystery to me <\/li>\n<li>Excel charts you are working my last nerve! I know I am missing something obvious. <\/li>\n<li>Seeking: any human that knows how to run freakin&#8217; Excel. I so should have concentrated during all those stupid courses at school. <\/li>\n<li>Excel has just unexpectedly closed, losing data from all 6 sheets and 9 charts that were open #gutted #alwayssaveyourworkkids <\/li>\n<li>Just fell asleep with my hand on the number pad, and when I woke up I had about 50 lines of 0&#8217;s in my Excel worksheet. <\/li>\n<li>taught my boss some pivot table functions in excel. her response: &quot;it&#8217;s a christmas miracle!&quot; #nerddepartment #loveit <\/li>\n<li>A cold pint and VPN. Now time to decipher what an Excel &quot;invalid error&quot; might be. Wow thanks for all those details service centre #FML <\/li>\n<li>This professor never tells us exactly what he wants. How am I supposed to do a huge Excel workbook without precise instructions ?!? <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a serious excel spreadsheet boss when you&#8217;ve got information in cell AAG189 #corporateworld <\/li>\n<li>In order to succeed in the business world you must know how to make cool graphs on excel and how to copypaste data onto excel <\/li>\n<li>Last night when I was drunk and in my room I apparently made an excel chart of how my night went. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HJmSidBE\">http:\/\/t.co\/HJmSidBE<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That lovely moment when you&#8217;re in the middle of an excel spreadsheet and your fat foot accidentally pulls the power chord out of the wall. <\/li>\n<li>Excel wizardry is mostly comprised of pivot tables, pivot graphs, vlookups, and conditional formatting. <\/li>\n<li>I lift my head from Excel to notice its dark outside. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Almost 1am and my brain decides it wants to work on an Excel spreadsheet. Obviously. <\/li>\n<li>Perfect man: one who can work on ur car, replace an elec outlet, AND write an advanced Excel formula like a boss. #SexyHandsBeautifulBrain<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> _________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, you can build cool Excel charts, and do a copy and paste. But can you replace an electrical outlet, and stay sane? No rush in life as great as the cycling of the sheets of an excel spreadsheet when you hit &quot;enable macros&quot; Scratch that, how people can work with excel their whole life &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/22\/excel-twitter-20121022\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121022&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1756,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions\/1756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}