{"id":1758,"date":"2012-10-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2012-10-24T16:02:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T20:02:22","slug":"excel-twitter-20121026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20121026\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image5.png\" width=\"97\" height=\"94\" \/>If you&#8217;re having trouble with Excel, and you feel like a dummy, maybe it would help if you dressed up like a spreadsheet. Or ask the kids to help you with those charts!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Having a Fawlty Towers John Cleese moment because I can&#8217;t get a chart to work properly in excel &quot;right I&#8217;ll give you 3, then you&#8217;re for it&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I wrote 500 lines of code today. Ask me how Excel can save the world ;D <\/li>\n<li>I am a Dummy in Excel. Made a Dummy Graph in Excel, And the next day my boss asked me to teach him how to do that. #TrueStory <\/li>\n<li>I wish there were more things in life that could be quickly solved with a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Careful, Excel is a gateway drug. Soon you&#8217;re sneaking Visio charts, then mainlining clip art in PowerPoint, then huffing Paint <\/li>\n<li>My boss just caught me scrolling down an excel workbook to see how many rows you can have. <\/li>\n<li>I just used an Excel spreadsheet to generate some SQL Code. I am a bad person <\/li>\n<li>Obviously Excel was created for the Einsteins of the world. Can&#8217;t even make a graph on the damn thing. #TechnologyForDummiesPlease <\/li>\n<li>work is so horrible today, not the people, the work itself&#8230; so many pointless excel charts SO MANY <\/li>\n<li>Twitter lunch poll: What should my Halloween costume be for work on Friday? Leading candidate is an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>A few if statements, some funny messages, a for loop, 4 lines of VBA code and some colours. Kids have started enjoying math tables in excel. <\/li>\n<li>if i never have to read another excel spreadsheet + color code \/ detail it&#8230; i would be the happiest girl in the world. <\/li>\n<li>instead of writing skype virus, why don&#8217;t someboby write excel virus so we can finally uninstall excel at work #dbWithoutExcel <\/li>\n<li>I just created my first pivot table! And yes that was worthy of a post since I can&#8217;t run around the office bragging about basic excel skills <\/li>\n<li>My boss is displaying a high level of proficiency with excel and PowerPoint. It&#8217;s like she doesn&#8217;t even WANT to be a sr officer at our firm <\/li>\n<li>**&quot;With a dreamy, far-off look, and her nose stuck in&#8230;&quot; two computer monitors and an Excel Workbook. #workproblems <\/li>\n<li>Excel Training: &quot;Who&#8217;s here for pivot tables?!!&quot; Some people actually got excited. I may be on the wrong path in life<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> __________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re having trouble with Excel, and you feel like a dummy, maybe it would help if you dressed up like a spreadsheet. Or ask the kids to help you with those charts! Having a Fawlty Towers John Cleese moment because I can&#8217;t get a chart to work properly in excel &quot;right I&#8217;ll give you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/26\/excel-twitter-20121026\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1760,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions\/1760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}