{"id":1762,"date":"2012-10-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2012-10-27T19:35:39","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T23:35:39","slug":"excel-twitter-20121029","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20121029\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121029"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image6.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"89\" \/>Is Excel your cup of tea, or does it make you feel confused and angry? Maybe you&#8217;re touching the mouse too often.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My holiday spreadsheet now has 11 worksheets. It may be getting a little out of control :p <\/li>\n<li>When was the last time you opened an Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>Going down in history as being the worst spreadsheet\/graph maker ever #4hrslater <\/li>\n<li>I feel like an elderly person who is confused and angry with technology when I&#8217;m forced to graph in Excel. #luddite <\/li>\n<li>Dear microsoft: after spending over an hour getting pissed off at excel, i am not remotely interested in windows 8. your timing needs work. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a simple man. My wish is to one day work on excel without ever touching the mouse. <\/li>\n<li>If you make me come to work on a saturday i&#8217;l play excel sheet games all day <\/li>\n<li>Making stupid mistakes on excel and having to redo my work&#8230; -__- #notmycupoftea <\/li>\n<li>so apparently Excel pivot tables are sexy&#8230;.really?&#8230;Is there another interpretation of sexy I don&#8217;t know about?! <\/li>\n<li>Alyson is scooping up cat litter, I&#8217;m doing an excel spreadsheet, and Alyson&#8217;s neighbors are having some kind of crazy awesome party&#8230; #wth <\/li>\n<li>let the magic begins&#8230; *opens excel spreadsheet* \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>If this lady asks me one more question about this pivot table&#8230;. I&#8217;ll go brain dead. I promise. Why is she even doing a pivot table? Ugh. <\/li>\n<li>If i made a graph of how unproductive my computer makes me, i would need to install excel first <\/li>\n<li>Walked a (slightly older) classmate through drawing a complex graph on Excel after lecture. Good deed done for the day. <\/li>\n<li>Teaching my fianc\u00e9 how to make charts in Excel for his work. The joys of dating a computer teacher! <\/li>\n<li>I actually just googled &quot;how to make graphs in excel&quot;. New low. <\/li>\n<li>They say we are the generation if technology but half these kids don&#8217;t know how make an Excel worksheet #seriously<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel your cup of tea, or does it make you feel confused and angry? Maybe you&#8217;re touching the mouse too often. My holiday spreadsheet now has 11 worksheets. It may be getting a little out of control :p When was the last time you opened an Excel spreadsheet? Going down in history as being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/10\/29\/excel-twitter-20121029\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121029&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1763,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions\/1763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}