{"id":1765,"date":"2012-11-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2012-11-01T09:04:06","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T13:04:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20121102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/02\/excel-twitter-20121102\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image.png\" width=\"113\" height=\"113\" \/>If you are going to ask your little sister to help with your Excel homework, make sure that she&#8217;s not carrying any applesauce.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There are some engineers who see a problem and think, &quot;I know, I&#8217;ll use VB and Excel.&quot; Now they have a management job awaiting them. #fb <\/li>\n<li>I am a boss at Microsoft Excel. I&#8217;m not sure if I should be proud of that. <\/li>\n<li>Excel becomes a different type of monster when you right-click a sheet&#8217;s tab and select &quot;view code&quot; #bankai <\/li>\n<li>I am now going to open an Excel spreadsheet for major curriculum planning. This is as exciting as starting up a new car. (Don&#8217;t judge me.) <\/li>\n<li>Working with PowerPivot is so&#8230;.ugh <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re doing some intense excel work when you have dubstep playing in the background <\/li>\n<li>I wonder how much of my engineering career has been spent adjusting Excel charts (colors, lines, labels, font size) for PowerPoint slides. <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is my baby. I shall cradle it in my arms tonight and run my fingers through its formulas. <\/li>\n<li>I have an algebra project due tomorrow and I have no idea how to make graphs on excel. And am I working ok it? No. I&#8217;m laying in bed. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m basically the bruce springsteen of pivot tables in excel <\/li>\n<li>I have no idea if excel is stupid or is the formula that I typed in not clear enough ** <\/li>\n<li>who has a computer? We need to look at that excel spreadsheet -what everyone wants to hear at a party <\/li>\n<li>My schedule for work that my boss just sent me uses Excel and honestly, it&#8217;s like reading a foreign language <\/li>\n<li>That feeling when it&#8217;s 8:30 PM and you accidentally delete the wrong Excel worksheet without saving&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Toddler: What you got there a 1400 line Excel workbook?Let me slap my applesauce on the keyboard and erase all the formatting <\/li>\n<li>I just created an excel formula containing SUMIF and INDIRECT commands &amp; I think my workbook has become sentient as a result. <\/li>\n<li>Just scrolled really fast down an Excel spreadsheet. Almost gave myself a seizure. <\/li>\n<li>3 infuriating hours and I still can&#8217;t create the stupid chart is stupid excel. now trying to get little sister to do my homework for me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are going to ask your little sister to help with your Excel homework, make sure that she&#8217;s not carrying any applesauce. There are some engineers who see a problem and think, &quot;I know, I&#8217;ll use VB and Excel.&quot; Now they have a management job awaiting them. #fb I am a boss at Microsoft &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/02\/excel-twitter-20121102\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121102&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1765"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1766,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}