{"id":1774,"date":"2012-11-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2012-11-10T15:39:28","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T20:39:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20121112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/12\/excel-twitter-20121112\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121112"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image3.png\" width=\"129\" height=\"72\" \/>That&#8217;s what Excel should be used for \u2013 minced pie assessments. Or should that be minced pi? Would Nate Silver eat that?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I can write a whole website in code but I can&#8217;t pass an Excel test. College is so stupid sometimes. #veryupset <\/li>\n<li>Right enough work. Brain has melted. Off out for dinner. Note: if you write over formulas in Excel you should be shot. Repeatedly. <\/li>\n<li>that moment when you realize making a color coded excel spreadsheet of your spring semester was the highlight of your day&#8230; #college #lame <\/li>\n<li>Why would you send me an excel workbook without any formulas?? #actuaryproblems #ugh <\/li>\n<li>Still don&#8217;t get why we&#8217;re not taught to use Excel. If I can work a blank spreadsheet, it&#8217;s obvious I get the math concept. #RealSkills <\/li>\n<li>That moment when you did all the graphs for your lab report wrong&#8230; Thank god my dad is an Excel genius <\/li>\n<li>Is it possible to go into beast mode on an excel spreadsheet I have 2.5 hours to finish what normally takes all day? #CorporateGrinding <\/li>\n<li>Excel error? Let me just change your macro setting&#8230; No I don&#8217;t really work out. Why yes, I am free for dinner. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m banking on. <\/li>\n<li>Does excel blow up if u pivot the pivot table #pivottablesaresocool <\/li>\n<li>How has all my years of schooling not taught me how to make a line graph on excel. Good thing we got YouTube tutorials <\/li>\n<li>Every night, Drunk Nate Silver sits down at a pivot table for dinner. He doesn&#8217;t eat. He just crunches numbers. Mostly pi. #drunknatesilver <\/li>\n<li>The customer tracks issues in Excel\u2026 and sends us a SCREENSHOT of the spreadsheet when it&#8217;s time for a status update. <\/li>\n<li>\u201cI copied the excel chart into Paint and created a Jpeg. Are you able to get it clearer for me?\u201d &lt;- adjusted the hue for rosier numbers. <\/li>\n<li>At a Starbucks downtown and a guy sitting at a table burst out laughing. On his laptop screen? An Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Time to relax after my first day instore&#8230; Then up tomorrow for more work as I stare into the void that is an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Curse the man who sent me an excel spreadsheet with every single line highlighted with bright yellow #blind <\/li>\n<li>That awkward moment when you realize that Excel does not magically turn numbers into graphs. #lost #help&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Other news, the firm have made an Excel spreadsheet to mark the scores of mince pies which will be bought from different places on fridays.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ___________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s what Excel should be used for \u2013 minced pie assessments. Or should that be minced pi? Would Nate Silver eat that? I can write a whole website in code but I can&#8217;t pass an Excel test. College is so stupid sometimes. #veryupset Right enough work. Brain has melted. Off out for dinner. 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