{"id":1777,"date":"2012-11-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2012-11-15T16:36:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T21:36:40","slug":"excel-twitter-20121116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/16\/excel-twitter-20121116\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121116"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image4.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"99\" \/>It&#8217;s a good day if you manage to make a pie chart, have cheese on toast for lunch, and aren&#8217;t killed by an Excel function.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My work laptop can&#8217;t handle the awesome power of my excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>After turning to Excel and crafting a finely tuned pivot table I have concluded that I need: A. A hot tub or B. A puppy <\/li>\n<li>Watching someone work in Excel for 75 mins is definitely the most boring thing ever. <\/li>\n<li>Such a good day at work that even an hour&#8217;s training on Excel reports couldn&#8217;t remove my smile #mystudentsareawesome <\/li>\n<li>It took me 2 hours to put together a simple double line graph&#8230;. Excel didn&#8217;t read my mind the way I wanted it to&#8230; Smh ** **** <\/li>\n<li>Introducing my wife to the delights of Excel pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>Not so secret secret: I can code a little, but I suck at putting together Excel spreadsheets \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>If I were to die right now my autopsy would read some stupid excel function #frustratedaf <\/li>\n<li>a morning battling with excel graphs is not the ideal scenario after a rubbish nights sleep, hoping cheese on toast for lunch helps <\/li>\n<li>I slow-clap for myself everytime I put together an excel sheet with formulas that work! <\/li>\n<li>Pivot table training today. Useful but dull <\/li>\n<li>I made pie charts and stuff in excel today! It was like having a proper job&#8230;for a minute. <\/li>\n<li>I just simply refuse to stare at an excel spreadsheet for the next 2hrs <\/li>\n<li>#spc12 Presenter actually said: &quot;one of the pitfalls of PowerPivot is that it doesn&#8217;t work! &quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/aMZYFDVa\">http:\/\/t.co\/aMZYFDVa<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When I find myself in times of trouble, I make Excel spreadsheets to graph potential outcomes of situations #marriagematerial <\/li>\n<li>Excel. I was having a good day until you showed up and made me stupid. Go die in a hole .#petulant <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m having a party back here by myself because I dont care about stupid excel!!! <\/li>\n<li>I love sitting in the back row of this IT class and watching as more and more people give up on excel and move onto facebook and solitare<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ________________________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good day if you manage to make a pie chart, have cheese on toast for lunch, and aren&#8217;t killed by an Excel function. My work laptop can&#8217;t handle the awesome power of my excel spreadsheets. After turning to Excel and crafting a finely tuned pivot table I have concluded that I need: A. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/16\/excel-twitter-20121116\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121116&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}