{"id":1786,"date":"2012-11-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1786"},"modified":"2012-11-23T18:27:46","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T23:27:46","slug":"excel-twitter-20121126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20121126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20121126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/image7.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/>Before you resort to creating your own software to replace Excel, drink a little beer, and dream about the Sistine Chapel. That might help you avoid a nervous breakdown.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In my next life I want to be an accountant. I want to love excel spreadhsheets. I want numbers to excite me. I want budgeting to be my thing <\/li>\n<li>It took 4 accountants half n hour to split a bill with the help of 3 calculators and an excel spreadsheet #ohdear #iminthewrongcareer lol <\/li>\n<li>On my work Xmas do and we\u2019re talking about Excel. That\u2019s how we roll\u2026 <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a nerd when you comment how cool someone&#8217;s pivot table is <\/li>\n<li>I have created my own Sistine chapel in the form of an excel spreadsheet. Creative genius in its purest form. #notinvitedtoparties <\/li>\n<li>That awkward moment when you click on Excel and don&#8217;t realize it&#8217;s been open for 3 days with a spreadsheet that you hope hasn&#8217;t been changed <\/li>\n<li>That, my friend is where spontaneous dinner plans are better than your weird excel spreadsheet meal planner :\/ #Sucker <\/li>\n<li>how many designers does it take to print an excel spreadsheet onto an a3 page? apparently three! <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is stupid. I&#8217;m going to create my own spreadsheet software. <\/li>\n<li>I need help making a graph on Excel and I am about to have a nervous breakdown <\/li>\n<li>Just went cross-eyed while cross referencing an Excel spreadsheet. That&#8217;s a real thing. #workplacesafety <\/li>\n<li>You wont believe how stressed I am! I want to scream and drink beer til tomorrow&#8230;. god complete these graphs. I hate excel!!!! <\/li>\n<li>There is a weird recurring noise outside so my co-worker starts a spreadsheet to record the times of day this noise goes off. #ITnerdiness <\/li>\n<li>I need a pivot table genius. I&#8217;m at the end of my skills. <\/li>\n<li>just got so into the excel spreadsheet i&#8217;m working on that i had to put my hair up&#8230;. call me shallow one more time #nerdy <\/li>\n<li>So where is the setting to let me open each Excel workbook in its own instance *by default*? Or am I just holding it wrong? <\/li>\n<li>I will undoubtedly spend more time formatting a spreadsheet for my packing than I will actually packing. I love Excel, what of it? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> ______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you resort to creating your own software to replace Excel, drink a little beer, and dream about the Sistine Chapel. That might help you avoid a nervous breakdown. In my next life I want to be an accountant. I want to love excel spreadhsheets. I want numbers to excite me. I want budgeting to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/11\/26\/excel-twitter-20121126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20121126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1787,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions\/1787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}